{"podcast":{"title":"Jason Dick and Friends","slug":"jason-dick-and-friends-6726540","podcast_index_feed_id":6726540,"rss_url":"https://anchor.fm/s/ef653fd4/podcast/rss","website_url":"https://creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/jason-dick/subscribe","image_url":"https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/staging/podcast_uploaded_nologo/40063901/40063901-1709007418613-10189bd0b6dd.jpg","author":"Jason Dick","episode_count":183,"summary":"Jason and co rap on sports, pop culture, gambling, poker, pickleball, movies, music and most notably... their stupid lives.","last_synced_at":"2026-09-08T08:20:55.368816+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/jason-dick-and-friends-6726540"},"episode":{"title":"Kids Are Dumb","slug":"kids-are-dumb","published_at":"2026-07-16T21:00:57+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/jason-dick-and-friends-6726540/kids-are-dumb","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/jason-dick-and-friends-6726540","url":"https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/episodes/Kids-Are-Dumb-e3m66mp","audio_url":"https://anchor.fm/s/ef653fd4/podcast/play/122935449/https%3A%2F%2Fd3ctxlq1ktw2nl.cloudfront.net%2Fstaging%2F2026-6-16%2F56be6200-1c7b-fd54-2fea-c635ea78f4ad.mp3","summary":"Jason and Nick start the show discussing Nick possibly giving up weed before some classic BS Conjecture About Imaginary Topics. Could any 9 year olds kick you ass? Then Jason shares some of his recent airline woes and Nick says you have to go full Karen to get anything done. Bonus episodes available at patreon.com/jasondick or https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/subscribe","meta_description":"Jason and Nick start the show discussing Nick possibly giving up weed before some classic BS Conjecture About Imaginary Topics. Could any 9 year olds kick…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":4408,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/jason-dick-and-friends-6726540/episodes/kids-are-dumb/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/jason-dick-and-friends-6726540/kids-are-dumb.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}