{"podcast":{"title":"Jack Valentine, Vampire Detective","slug":"jack-valentine-vampire-detective-7876074","podcast_index_feed_id":7876074,"rss_url":"https://rss.art19.com/jack-valentine-vampire-detective","website_url":"https://art19.com/shows/jack-valentine-vampire-detective","image_url":"https://content.production.cdn.art19.com/images/f4/46/4c/e2/f4464ce2-5635-4d53-86de-9c69d1834091/4598b16026f871457e84bc6ccf4e953ce310b8c67a0648ecf008846c4df8d69316bbfb3b94223a9392cb60dbfdd0fb1b8dbd9026ae3351e632c8c1bb6644619b.jpeg","author":"Josie Jaffrey","episode_count":11,"summary":"If the murderer you're looking for is a vampire, then you want a vampire detective. Just maybe not this one. From their base at Solomon College, Oxford, Jack Valentine and her colleagues are tasked with keeping the existence of vampires secret from humanity. Mostly they hunt those of their number who’ve got carried away while blood-drinking and killed a human by accident, but occasionally they encounter the most dangerous kind of predator: a vampire serial killer. Jack Valentine, Vampire Detective is an LGBTQIA+-led comedy drama that mashes vampires and police procedural together into a fast-paced, sometimes gritty, sometimes romantic, and darkly funny mix. To support the show, visit patreon.com/josiejaffrey or jackvalentinepod.com","last_synced_at":"2026-09-04T16:17:48.327341+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/jack-valentine-vampire-detective-7876074"},"episode":{"title":"S1E7: Dealer's Choice","slug":"s1e7-dealer-s-choice","published_at":"2026-08-28T07:01:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/jack-valentine-vampire-detective-7876074/s1e7-dealer-s-choice","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/jack-valentine-vampire-detective-7876074","url":"https://rss.art19.com/episodes/055dface-db08-4a94-ad56-fc7a9e6f9ef1.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0","audio_url":"https://rss.art19.com/episodes/055dface-db08-4a94-ad56-fc7a9e6f9ef1.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0","summary":"In the last episode of this half-season, Jack finds herself trapped by the very killer she was supposed to catch. Click  here  for transcripts and content warnings. SUPPORT JACK VALENTINE! For early, ad-free episodes, join the Jack Valentine  Patreon . You can also throw money at Jack’s  Ko-fi . We’re crowdfunding the second half of this season. You can sign up to our  Kickstarter  to be notified the minute it goes live. For more of Jack Valentine’s exploits, read Josie Jaffrey’s ‘Seekers’ novels. Find out more at  josiejaffrey.com/seekers . CAST Jack Valentine – Grace Kelly Miller Cameron Sawyer – Nathan Peter Grassi Deputy Boyd – Kofi Young Hunter LeMay Alderley – Max Windich Baron Drake – Pip Gladwin Captain Langford – Joyce Greenaway Professor Wilks – Richard Rycroft Dr Ed Castell – Ian Nutt Pandora Carlton – Lowri Ann Davies Ellie – Nancy White Frank the Hacker – Maddy Searle Mina Parchek – Beth Eyre Additional Voices – Beth Crane, Adie Hart, Phillip Cotterill and Richard Rycroft CREW Production support and script editing – Adie Hart Recording and sound design – Hedley Knights and Beth Crane of Battle Bird Productions Jack Valentine, Vampire Detective is written by Josie Jaffrey and directed by Jen Sugden, with original music by Hedley Knights. Jack Valentine character art by Salome Totladze. All graphics by Josie Jaffrey. This podcast is made by humans, for humans (and vampires). No generative AI tools were used in its creation. Find and support our sponsors at:  fableandfolly.com/partners See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .","meta_description":"In the last episode of this half-season, Jack finds herself trapped by the very killer she was supposed to catch. Click here for transcripts a…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":2594,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/jack-valentine-vampire-detective-7876074/episodes/s1e7-dealer-s-choice/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/jack-valentine-vampire-detective-7876074/s1e7-dealer-s-choice.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}