{"podcast":{"title":"How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine","slug":"how-to-survive-with-danielle-kristine-4315225","podcast_index_feed_id":4315225,"rss_url":"https://rss.art19.com/how-to-survive","website_url":"https://www.podhowtosurvive.com/","image_url":"https://content.production.cdn.art19.com/images/1f/8c/f3/d6/1f8cf3d6-70ce-4e64-8dac-9b53a025f8da/3c2a5ec4433f4d1d65fca75779fd5820ba1a6c87f272124eff5c3690330cda83c2f821b9c4b4c2ded6633208abf3690bf65b0f4473d01100ea6baf8666ceff6e.jpeg","author":"Danielle Koenig & Kristine Kimmel","episode_count":239,"summary":"A comedy survival podcast about the disasters you fear, the chaos you don’t expect, and the daily hassles that make you wish you were dead. Hosts Danielle Koenig and Kristine Kimmel break down everything from natural disasters to unnatural medical scares to wild animals you don’t want to encounter- plus guest stories you truly won’t believe. If it can endanger your life—or simply ruin your day—they’ll tell you how to survive it, with plenty of laughs along the way. Featuring guests like Rainn Wilson, Jon Hamm, Tig Notaro, Patton Oswalt, Oscar Nunez, Lauren Ash, Paul F. Tompkins & Andy Richter.","last_synced_at":null,"page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/how-to-survive-with-danielle-kristine-4315225"},"episode":{"title":"How to Survive Winging It Through Life & Burning Man (w/Jordan Morris)","slug":"how-to-survive-winging-it-through-life-burning-man-w-jordan-morris","published_at":"2025-12-23T05:00:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/how-to-survive-with-danielle-kristine-4315225/how-to-survive-winging-it-through-life-burning-man-w-jordan-morris","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/how-to-survive-with-danielle-kristine-4315225","url":"https://rss.art19.com/episodes/f3852b39-7a1c-41a2-9c92-eae10d417693.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0","audio_url":"https://rss.art19.com/episodes/f3852b39-7a1c-41a2-9c92-eae10d417693.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0","summary":"On this week’s How to Survive , Matt Belknap steps in to produce a very rollicking holiday episode with Danielle and Kristine. They cover insane dogs, the legendary Pardo–Koenig holiday fête, and Danielle receives a gift that truly keeps on giving… migraines. From there, the conversation turns to how to survive that familiar feeling of being behind in life — when it seems like everyone else has their act together and you’re just improvising wildly. And speaking of preparedness (or the lack thereof), the delightful Jordan Morris joins the show to share the story of the time he went to Burning Man extremely unprepared. 👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive! 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on  Patreon  for extended episodes + bonus content. 📰 Join our  Substack  for extra comedy bits and survival tips. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .","meta_description":"On this week’s How to Survive , Matt Belknap steps in to produce a very rollicking holiday episode with Danielle and Kristine. They cover insane dogs, the…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":5217,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/how-to-survive-with-danielle-kristine-4315225/episodes/how-to-survive-winging-it-through-life-burning-man-w-jordan-morris/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/how-to-survive-with-danielle-kristine-4315225/how-to-survive-winging-it-through-life-burning-man-w-jordan-morris.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}