{"podcast":{"title":"How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine","slug":"how-to-survive-with-danielle-kristine-4315225","podcast_index_feed_id":4315225,"rss_url":"https://rss.art19.com/how-to-survive","website_url":"https://www.podhowtosurvive.com/","image_url":"https://content.production.cdn.art19.com/images/1f/8c/f3/d6/1f8cf3d6-70ce-4e64-8dac-9b53a025f8da/3c2a5ec4433f4d1d65fca75779fd5820ba1a6c87f272124eff5c3690330cda83c2f821b9c4b4c2ded6633208abf3690bf65b0f4473d01100ea6baf8666ceff6e.jpeg","author":"Danielle Koenig & Kristine Kimmel","episode_count":239,"summary":"A comedy survival podcast about the disasters you fear, the chaos you don’t expect, and the daily hassles that make you wish you were dead. Hosts Danielle Koenig and Kristine Kimmel break down everything from natural disasters to unnatural medical scares to wild animals you don’t want to encounter- plus guest stories you truly won’t believe. If it can endanger your life—or simply ruin your day—they’ll tell you how to survive it, with plenty of laughs along the way. Featuring guests like Rainn Wilson, Jon Hamm, Tig Notaro, Patton Oswalt, Oscar Nunez, Lauren Ash, Paul F. Tompkins & Andy Richter.","last_synced_at":null,"page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/how-to-survive-with-danielle-kristine-4315225"},"episode":{"title":"How To Survive the ER, Urgent Care, & Oscar Talk (Patreon Sneak Peek)","slug":"how-to-survive-the-er-urgent-care-oscar-talk-patreon-sneak-peek","published_at":"2026-02-03T08:00:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/how-to-survive-with-danielle-kristine-4315225/how-to-survive-the-er-urgent-care-oscar-talk-patreon-sneak-peek","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/how-to-survive-with-danielle-kristine-4315225","url":"https://rss.art19.com/episodes/5a1555c3-394c-41e4-8876-73cdd01c5fc4.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0","audio_url":"https://rss.art19.com/episodes/5a1555c3-394c-41e4-8876-73cdd01c5fc4.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0","summary":"This week, on How to Survive, a little treat for you! A sneak peek at the kind of bonus episode you get when you join our Patreon! From ER visits to Oscars talk, we dig deep (emotionally, not physically, we have very weak arms) and lay it all out on the table- that we can't stop pounding! Want the full version ? Join us on Patreon for more exclusive, unhinged fun! 👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive! 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on  Patreon  for extended episodes + bonus content. 📰 Join our  Substack  for extra comedy bits and survival tips. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .","meta_description":"This week, on How to Survive, a little treat for you! A sneak peek at the kind of bonus episode you get when you join our Patreon! From ER visits to Oscar…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":4844,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/how-to-survive-with-danielle-kristine-4315225/episodes/how-to-survive-the-er-urgent-care-oscar-talk-patreon-sneak-peek/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/how-to-survive-with-danielle-kristine-4315225/how-to-survive-the-er-urgent-care-oscar-talk-patreon-sneak-peek.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}