{"podcast":{"title":"Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC Podcast","slug":"happy-foot-sad-foot-an-lafc-podcast-6010520","podcast_index_feed_id":6010520,"rss_url":"https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/65c4e6b861faed00167918df","website_url":"https://www.happyfootsadfootpod.com","image_url":"https://assets.pippa.io/shows/65c4e6b861faed00167918df/1739427126915-39cf5f88-a6a8-454b-9c1b-1ce48f2359a9.jpeg","author":"Happy Foot Sad Foot","episode_count":339,"summary":"The best LAFC podcast named after a sign in front of podiatrists office that closed like three years ago. Hosted by comedy writers Travis Helwig and Darren Miller and soccer expert Vince La Rosa, this podcast is the easiest way for new fans to fall in love with our club, and the most fun place for current LAFC fans to keep up with the team. We’ll preview every match, have some post-game call in shows, and maybe play some games too. Happy Foot Sad Foot is your gateway drug to Los Angeles Football Club. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.","last_synced_at":"2026-09-25T16:20:37.964983+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/happy-foot-sad-foot-an-lafc-podcast-6010520"},"episode":{"title":"LAFC vs FC Dallas Preview: International Break Chaos, Tight Table, and the Texas Curse","slug":"lafc-vs-fc-dallas-preview-international-break-chaos-tight-table-and-the-texas-curse","published_at":"2026-09-25T05:56:29+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/happy-foot-sad-foot-an-lafc-podcast-6010520/lafc-vs-fc-dallas-preview-international-break-chaos-tight-table-and-the-texas-curse","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/happy-foot-sad-foot-an-lafc-podcast-6010520","url":"https://shows.acast.com/happyfootsadfoot/episodes/lafc-vs-fc-dallas-preview-international-break-chaos-tight-ta","audio_url":"https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/65c4e6b861faed00167918df/e/6ab5b0a4bd67ce4b532acf97/media.mp3","summary":"Travis and Darren preview LAFC’s road match vs FC Dallas and Travis' new life as a Person With A Shaved Head. Then: despair. LAFC’s thin roster gets worse with Aaron Long suspended and multiple players away on international duty (including Denis Bouanga, Jacob Shaffelburg, and Son Heung-min). We attempt to build a makeshift starting XI, discuss the tightest of Tight Tables, and the deadliest of Texas Curses. 00:00 Painful Week Cold Open 00:28 Podcast Intro and Match Preview 01:26 Listener Banter Bald Reveal 02:28 Haircut Story and Regrets 04:32 Good Luck Bet and Slam Poetry 08:22 Sponsor Break Amirian Law 09:55 Storylines Segment Begins 10:56 Roster Crisis International Break 12:35 Building the Back Line 14:45 Midfield Puzzle and Absences 16:27 Raposo Debate and Front Line 17:20 Lineup Chaos Without Stars 19:16 Ebobisse Debate And One Strike Rule 21:04 Tight Table Playoff Math 25:35 Texas Curse And Dallas Six Pointer 27:51 Gloomy Match Outlook And Injury Fears 31:34 MLS Minute Weekend Roundup 35:16 Bet It And Forget It Predictions 38:45 Wrap Up And Support The Pod Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show. Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.com YouTube: @happyfootsadfoot  Twitter: @HaFoSaFo Instagram: @happyfootsadfoot TikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.","meta_description":"Travis and Darren preview LAFC’s road match vs FC Dallas and Travis' new life as a Person With A Shaved Head. Then: despair. LAFC’s thin roster gets worse…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":2386,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/happy-foot-sad-foot-an-lafc-podcast-6010520/episodes/lafc-vs-fc-dallas-preview-international-break-chaos-tight-table-and-the-texas-curse/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/happy-foot-sad-foot-an-lafc-podcast-6010520/lafc-vs-fc-dallas-preview-international-break-chaos-tight-table-and-the-texas-curse.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}