{"podcast":{"title":"Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast","slug":"green-blooded-bastard-s-movie-commentary-podcast-6738006","podcast_index_feed_id":6738006,"rss_url":"https://feeds.libsyn.com/63495/rss","website_url":"http://greenbloodedbastard.libsyn.com/podcast","image_url":"https://static.libsyn.com/p/assets/a/0/d/d/a0ddd828ad2bdbe8/rsz_jay_z_by_jfthuecks.jpg","author":"Green Blooded Bastard","episode_count":898,"summary":"The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.","last_synced_at":null,"page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/green-blooded-bastard-s-movie-commentary-podcast-6738006"},"episode":{"title":"Green Blooded Bastard - Ernest Saves Christmas","slug":"green-blooded-bastard-ernest-saves-christmas","published_at":"2026-03-16T03:11:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/green-blooded-bastard-s-movie-commentary-podcast-6738006/green-blooded-bastard-ernest-saves-christmas","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/green-blooded-bastard-s-movie-commentary-podcast-6738006","url":"https://greenbloodedbastard.libsyn.com/green-blooded-bastard-ernest-saves-christmas","audio_url":"https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/greenbloodedbastard/Green_Blooded_Bastard_-_Ernest_Saves_Christmas.m4a?dest-id=250167","summary":"The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ernest Saves Christmas. In this film, Santa is trying to give up his powers to some chump so he can bone an old lady. There are some repulsive little shits and Ernest traffics some underage girl.","meta_description":"The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ernest Saves Christmas. In this film, Santa is trying to give up his powers to some chump so he can bone an ol…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":5429,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/green-blooded-bastard-s-movie-commentary-podcast-6738006/episodes/green-blooded-bastard-ernest-saves-christmas/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/green-blooded-bastard-s-movie-commentary-podcast-6738006/green-blooded-bastard-ernest-saves-christmas.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}