{"podcast":{"title":"Good Morning Evildoers","slug":"good-morning-evildoers-7075544","podcast_index_feed_id":7075544,"rss_url":"https://feeds.captivate.fm/good-morning-evildoers/","website_url":"https://good-morning-evildoers.captivate.fm","image_url":"https://artwork.captivate.fm/84a44083-734a-44b4-b80f-18463162529e/y2pBViOlF7hZfRveAPFnhTdy.png","author":"Good Morning Evildoers","episode_count":26,"summary":"Greetings. Thank you for joining us. All of us here at Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC. welcome you and your delicious fluids to our podcast. Good Morning Evildoers is a twice-monthly comedy horror podcast hosted by Winifred, Head of HR for evil supercorp Global Synergy Amalgamated. Daily announcements at an evil organization have to cover things not commonly found at your average non-evil company. Moonbase transfer policies. Time travel accidents. Budget disputes between rival departments that end with necromancy or plutonium. Luckily, these daily communications are well-received. Because Winifred is going to need to rally the troops. Teams excavating the sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub basement at the primary Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC. lair are about to free an ancient Good of paralyzing banality. And it’s coming for everything that isn’t good for you. Sex. Drugs. Rock ‘n roll. Even oat milk lattes. So it’s time to fight the good fight — with some good, old-fashioned evil. Website: https://goodmorningevildoers.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodmorningevildoers/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/gmevildoers.bsky.social Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/goodmorningevildo…","last_synced_at":null,"page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/good-morning-evildoers-7075544"},"episode":{"title":"S3E1: How My Light is Spent","slug":"s3e1-how-my-light-is-spent","published_at":"2026-03-13T22:45:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/good-morning-evildoers-7075544/s3e1-how-my-light-is-spent","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/good-morning-evildoers-7075544","url":"https://goodmorningevildoers.carrd.co","audio_url":"https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/e0a4b6b4-3807-4369-8070-227faeed08df.mp3","summary":"Greetings, delicious humans, and welcome back to this entirely innocuous “audio drama.” Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC., has undergone some personnel changes. Nothing to be concerned about. Entirely routine restructuring. In lieu of our normal morning announcements, please enjoy the late night radio call-in show A Disturbance in the Frequency embedded in this broadcast. While you still can. XTTY will also be restructured when the time is right. Also? Raccoons. And maybe squid. Look, there’s a lot going on right now, okay? -~*~- Good Morning Evildoers is a twice-monthly comedy horror podcast concerning the inner workings of evil supercorp Global Synergy Amalgamated. The former head of HR is unfortunately out of the office, but we do hope you’ll continue to listen until she returns. Our merch stop is open at https://goodmorningevildoers.com/shop/ Perceive us at Instagram , Bluesky , and Tumblr . Now on Slasher as well! Mm…slashing. Digital frippery is available at Gumroad . Zines. Encouragement. Cocktail recipes. And we are extra-crispy grateful for those who buy us a beverage via Ko-fi . This nonsense is written, edited, and produced by Stephanie Studer. The Voice of the AI is Heather Amaral. The theme song is by Jakub Żerański (though the amateurish theme for Jess’ show is also Steph’s fault). Callers are themselves. Including Amorphous Jack. Not Joe. Jack.","meta_description":"Greetings, delicious humans, and welcome back to this entirely innocuous “audio drama.” Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC., has undergone some personnel cha…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":786,"processing_state":"processed","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/good-morning-evildoers-7075544/episodes/s3e1-how-my-light-is-spent/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/good-morning-evildoers-7075544/s3e1-how-my-light-is-spent.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}