{"podcast":{"title":"Good Morning Evildoers","slug":"good-morning-evildoers-7075544","podcast_index_feed_id":7075544,"rss_url":"https://feeds.captivate.fm/good-morning-evildoers/","website_url":"https://good-morning-evildoers.captivate.fm","image_url":"https://artwork.captivate.fm/84a44083-734a-44b4-b80f-18463162529e/y2pBViOlF7hZfRveAPFnhTdy.png","author":"Good Morning Evildoers","episode_count":26,"summary":"Greetings. Thank you for joining us. All of us here at Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC. welcome you and your delicious fluids to our podcast. Good Morning Evildoers is a twice-monthly comedy horror podcast hosted by Winifred, Head of HR for evil supercorp Global Synergy Amalgamated. Daily announcements at an evil organization have to cover things not commonly found at your average non-evil company. Moonbase transfer policies. Time travel accidents. Budget disputes between rival departments that end with necromancy or plutonium. Luckily, these daily communications are well-received. Because Winifred is going to need to rally the troops. Teams excavating the sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub basement at the primary Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC. lair are about to free an ancient Good of paralyzing banality. And it’s coming for everything that isn’t good for you. Sex. Drugs. Rock ‘n roll. Even oat milk lattes. So it’s time to fight the good fight — with some good, old-fashioned evil. Website: https://goodmorningevildoers.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodmorningevildoers/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/gmevildoers.bsky.social Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/goodmorningevildo…","last_synced_at":null,"page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/good-morning-evildoers-7075544"},"episode":{"title":"S2E5: Ashes to Asphalt & Records Too","slug":"s2e5-ashes-to-asphalt-records-too","published_at":"2025-08-29T15:00:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/good-morning-evildoers-7075544/s2e5-ashes-to-asphalt-records-too","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/good-morning-evildoers-7075544","url":"https://goodmorningevildoers.carrd.co","audio_url":"https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/5143060b-05d5-44d9-887c-98b8f9a8b298.mp3","summary":"Greetings, delicious humans! Are you ready for another productive day at Global Synergy Amalgamated, the Company That Loves You(r Organs)™?. Grab a shovel and settle in for Season Two, Episode 5, entitled Ashes to Asphalt & Records Too. The most keen-eyed among you might notice the titles of this season appear to rhyme with a countdown. Whatever could that mean..? -~*~- Good Morning Evildoers is a twice-monthly comedy horror podcast hosted by Winifred, Head of HR for evil supercorp Global Synergy Amalgamated. Currently at the lair under Denver International Airport, Winifred is here to help. Help who? Don’t worry about it. Our merch stop is open at https://goodmorningevildoers.com/shop/ Digital frippery is available at Gumroad . Perceive us at Instagram , Bluesky , Slasher , and Tumblr . Yes, Tumblr. Yeah, it’s still there. Didn’t know that, did you, smartypants? We are infinitely grateful for those who buy us a beverage via Ko-fi . Evil requires a surprising amount of caffeine. Bye-bye now.","meta_description":"Greetings, delicious humans! Are you ready for another productive day at Global Synergy Amalgamated, the Company That Loves You(r Organs)™?. Grab a shovel…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":520,"processing_state":"processed","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/good-morning-evildoers-7075544/episodes/s2e5-ashes-to-asphalt-records-too/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/good-morning-evildoers-7075544/s2e5-ashes-to-asphalt-records-too.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}