{"podcast":{"title":"Good Morning Evildoers","slug":"good-morning-evildoers-7075544","podcast_index_feed_id":7075544,"rss_url":"https://feeds.captivate.fm/good-morning-evildoers/","website_url":"https://good-morning-evildoers.captivate.fm","image_url":"https://artwork.captivate.fm/84a44083-734a-44b4-b80f-18463162529e/y2pBViOlF7hZfRveAPFnhTdy.png","author":"Good Morning Evildoers","episode_count":26,"summary":"Greetings. Thank you for joining us. All of us here at Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC. welcome you and your delicious fluids to our podcast. Good Morning Evildoers is a twice-monthly comedy horror podcast hosted by Winifred, Head of HR for evil supercorp Global Synergy Amalgamated. Daily announcements at an evil organization have to cover things not commonly found at your average non-evil company. Moonbase transfer policies. Time travel accidents. Budget disputes between rival departments that end with necromancy or plutonium. Luckily, these daily communications are well-received. Because Winifred is going to need to rally the troops. Teams excavating the sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub basement at the primary Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC. lair are about to free an ancient Good of paralyzing banality. And it’s coming for everything that isn’t good for you. Sex. Drugs. Rock ‘n roll. Even oat milk lattes. So it’s time to fight the good fight — with some good, old-fashioned evil. Website: https://goodmorningevildoers.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodmorningevildoers/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/gmevildoers.bsky.social Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/goodmorningevildo…","last_synced_at":null,"page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/good-morning-evildoers-7075544"},"episode":{"title":"S2E3: Only This & Nothing More","slug":"s2e3-only-this-nothing-more","published_at":"2025-08-01T14:00:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/good-morning-evildoers-7075544/s2e3-only-this-nothing-more","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/good-morning-evildoers-7075544","url":"https://goodmorningevildoers.carrd.co","audio_url":"https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/89bd788b-9f1b-4a25-8bb8-50eb7bc17f73.mp3","summary":"Welcome, O Most Esteemed of Listeners, to Season 2, Episode 3 of Good Morning Evildoers, newly rated the No. 1 Podcast Produced in a Volcano Lair 2025 by Villainy & Verve Magazine. -~*~- Good Morning Evildoers is a twice-monthly comedy horror podcast hosted by Winifred, Head of HR for evil supercorp Global Synergy Amalgamated. Currently at the lair under Denver International Airport after last season, she’s seeking your screams in the most wholesome and SOP-compliant fashion. Our merch stop is open at https://goodmorningevildoers.com/shop/ Digital frippery is available at Gumroad . Perceive us at Instagram , Bluesky , Slasher , and Tumblr . Yes, Tumblr. Look. We know where our audience is. We are infinitely grateful, as always, to those who buy us a beverage via Ko-fi .","meta_description":"Welcome, O Most Esteemed of Listeners, to Season 2, Episode 3 of Good Morning Evildoers, newly rated the No. 1 Podcast Produced in a Volcano Lair 2025 by…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":449,"processing_state":"processed","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/good-morning-evildoers-7075544/episodes/s2e3-only-this-nothing-more/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/good-morning-evildoers-7075544/s2e3-only-this-nothing-more.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}