{"podcast":{"title":"Good Morning Evildoers","slug":"good-morning-evildoers-7075544","podcast_index_feed_id":7075544,"rss_url":"https://feeds.captivate.fm/good-morning-evildoers/","website_url":"https://good-morning-evildoers.captivate.fm","image_url":"https://artwork.captivate.fm/84a44083-734a-44b4-b80f-18463162529e/y2pBViOlF7hZfRveAPFnhTdy.png","author":"Good Morning Evildoers","episode_count":26,"summary":"Greetings. Thank you for joining us. All of us here at Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC. welcome you and your delicious fluids to our podcast. Good Morning Evildoers is a twice-monthly comedy horror podcast hosted by Winifred, Head of HR for evil supercorp Global Synergy Amalgamated. Daily announcements at an evil organization have to cover things not commonly found at your average non-evil company. Moonbase transfer policies. Time travel accidents. Budget disputes between rival departments that end with necromancy or plutonium. Luckily, these daily communications are well-received. Because Winifred is going to need to rally the troops. Teams excavating the sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub basement at the primary Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC. lair are about to free an ancient Good of paralyzing banality. And it’s coming for everything that isn’t good for you. Sex. Drugs. Rock ‘n roll. Even oat milk lattes. So it’s time to fight the good fight — with some good, old-fashioned evil. Website: https://goodmorningevildoers.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodmorningevildoers/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/gmevildoers.bsky.social Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/goodmorningevildo…","last_synced_at":null,"page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/good-morning-evildoers-7075544"},"episode":{"title":"S2E1: Pick Up Sticks","slug":"s2e1-pick-up-sticks","published_at":"2025-06-20T20:30:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/good-morning-evildoers-7075544/s2e1-pick-up-sticks","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/good-morning-evildoers-7075544","url":"https://goodmorningevildoers.carrd.co","audio_url":"https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/96dd620d-953a-49eb-a97b-48cc9f672809.mp3","summary":"Greetings, delicious humans! Welcome to the Season Two Premiere of Good Morning Evildoers. We are baffled by your decision to return, given the obvious peril, but you do you. In this episode, a righteously indignant internet reporter, a health update on Coelacanth, and Winifred back to her daily announcements. Please enjoy. We’ll know if you don’t. -~*~- Good Morning Evildoers is a twice-monthly comedy horror podcast hosted by Winifred, Head of HR for evil supercorp Global Synergy Amalgamated. Currently at the lair under Denver International Airport after last season’s…ah…shenanigans, she’s ready to help you with all your Hideous Resources needs. Our merch stop is open at https://goodmorningevildoers.com/shop/ Digital frippery is available at Gumroad . Perceive us at Instagram , Bluesky , Slasher , and Tumblr . Yes, Tumblr. Stop laughing or it’s into the ball pit with you. We are infinitely grateful for those who buy us a beverage via Ko-fi . Evil requires a surprising amount of caffeine. Bye-bye now.","meta_description":"Greetings, delicious humans! Welcome to the Season Two Premiere of Good Morning Evildoers. We are baffled by your decision to return, given the obvious pe…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":617,"processing_state":"processed","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/good-morning-evildoers-7075544/episodes/s2e1-pick-up-sticks/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/good-morning-evildoers-7075544/s2e1-pick-up-sticks.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}