{"podcast":{"title":"Golf Is Ruining My Life","slug":"golf-is-ruining-my-life-5208131","podcast_index_feed_id":5208131,"rss_url":"https://feeds.megaphone.fm/COMG5963961565","website_url":"https://podcast.sport-social.co.uk/podcast/golf-is-ruining-my-life/","image_url":"https://megaphone.imgix.net/podcasts/1f89e1ce-e7a1-11ee-8b44-836091e9dbda/image/e6fd59b34bdd02c8cc9ead4a81e56c68.jpg?ixlib=rails-4.3.1&max-w=3000&max-h=3000&fit=crop&auto=format,compress","author":"Tom Green & Tom Price","episode_count":365,"summary":"Toms Price and Green are having their lives ruined by golf. They can't stop. So instead here's a podcast with interviews, funny bits, giveaways and more. If you're addicted to golf, if you have no intention of stopping even though it makes you miserable, then this is the podcast for you.","last_synced_at":"2026-09-21T00:18:03.602212+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/golf-is-ruining-my-life-5208131"},"episode":{"title":"Phantom ARM Johnnies","slug":"phantom-arm-johnnies","published_at":"2026-07-22T23:01:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/golf-is-ruining-my-life-5208131/phantom-arm-johnnies","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/golf-is-ruining-my-life-5208131","url":"https://pscrb.fm/rss/p/traffic.megaphone.fm/COMG1747238505.mp3","audio_url":"https://pscrb.fm/rss/p/traffic.megaphone.fm/COMG1747238505.mp3","summary":"⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠BOOK YOUR NEXT GOLFBREAKS TRIP MY CLICKING HERE ⁠⁠ Alright Par Pals 👋 TP has turned up sporting a full facial midlife crisis. His hairdresser left the moustache on, his wife hasn't replied to the text and we can't stop talking about it. Genuinely one for the Spotify/YouTube crowd this week. 🥸 We also get deep into arm Johnnies (UV protection, very sexy), the correct sock length for golf shorts (a masterclass, honestly) and the ongoing dream of a GIRML golf day with Stella on draft. In the email corner with our friends at Golf Breaks we've got possibly the most X-rated email we've ever received 😳 Only ONE more email corner left before we pick our winner for Egypt. Get them in. ⛳ Thanks to our friends at GolfBreaks for hooking us up with an amazing prize, remember the best email of the summer will be joining us for 4 nights at Hilton Pyramids Golf Resort, In Egypt with 3 rounds of golf (1x Dreamland GC, 1x The Allegria GC, 1x New Giza GC). New episode of GIRML... Monday, Thursday and Friday (fortnightly) ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Email⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠IGOLF⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices","meta_description":"⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠BOOK YOUR NEXT GOLFBREAKS TRIP MY CLICKING HERE ⁠⁠ Alright Par Pals 👋 TP has turned up sporting a full facial midlife crisis. His hairdresser left t…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":2249,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/golf-is-ruining-my-life-5208131/episodes/phantom-arm-johnnies/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/golf-is-ruining-my-life-5208131/phantom-arm-johnnies.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}