{"podcast":{"title":"Goldie Lookin Chain","slug":"goldie-lookin-chain-7278030","podcast_index_feed_id":7278030,"rss_url":"https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/67ec1a2c506c6c628ca5b1e2","website_url":"http://patreon.com/youknowsit","image_url":"https://assets.pippa.io/shows/cover/1743526344781-99b90e3b-55b2-4837-bb61-78a9ca1e6452.jpeg","author":"Dark Horse Digital","episode_count":29,"summary":"The biggest rap band in the UK try to remember the history of the GLC. Make no mistake, this ain’t no history lesson – it’s a full-on nostalgia bender with tales of gigs, gaffs, and celebrity run-ins from 25 years of absolute chaos. From taking on Japan to smashing bingo halls like proper legends, the lads spill all the deets. So expect mad stories, bad decisions, and bodily fluids galore. It’s fame, fortune, and f***-ups – all served up GLC style. You knows it for real! GLC, podcast, history, music, anecdotes, fame, celebrities, humour, experiences, Newport, Japan, music, gigs, travel, experiences, band, memories, performances, poo, weed, fame, stories, made-up stuff Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.","last_synced_at":"2026-07-02T18:20:02.275815+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/goldie-lookin-chain-7278030"},"episode":{"title":"2003 The First Gigs, Terrible Contracts & Farts That Smell of Piss","slug":"2003-the-first-gigs-terrible-contracts-farts-that-smell-of-piss","published_at":"2025-11-07T15:14:19+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/goldie-lookin-chain-7278030/2003-the-first-gigs-terrible-contracts-farts-that-smell-of-piss","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/goldie-lookin-chain-7278030","url":"https://shows.acast.com/goldie-lookin-chain/episodes/690e05c86d62d4e03d6dbaec","audio_url":"https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/67ec1a2c506c6c628ca5b1e2/e/690e05c86d62d4e03d6dbaec/media.mp3","summary":"🎧  Goldie Lookin Chain Podcast – Episode 10 “The First Gigs, Terrible Contracts & Farts That Smell of Piss” Episode Summary In this gloriously shambolic deep dive, the GLC boys look back at their  very  early days: doomed record deals, weed-filled office meetings, their first ever gigs, and the chaotic rise from Newport cult heroes to nearly-signed superstars. From skipping CD players in TJ’s to flip-flop disasters in Manchester, it’s a full, unfiltered blast of nostalgia and bodily functions. Key Topics 💿 The terrible record deal they were first offered (“less money than the dole”) 🥇 Meeting Gut Records, Hut Records, and the legendary “Gary from Hut” 🚬 Smoking weed in record label offices while legal teams panicked 📝 Signing their big Atlantic Records deal (and spilling Burger King everywhere) 🎤 The first ever GLC gig at the Welsh Club: 200-capacity room 100+ person guestlist Tickets reselling for £45–£100 A room so packed it felt like a zombie movie 🩴 Misty’s legendary flip-flop disasters (multiple incidents!) 🎟 The rider:  50 scratch cards  — and the gambling spiral that followed 🎶 Chaos at TJ’s: skipping CD players, makeshift repairs, and heroic stage dives 🤝 Early management, Atomic Kitten tribute acts, and meeting the future team 🎤 Joe Strummer appearances and bizarre backstage moments 💨 The infamous fart that “smelled of piss” Funny Bits & Best Moments The band training for gigs by standing in a circle passing Lambrini around Misty falling over a chair, farting,  and  landing on a can of Strongbow at once A mysterious child on stage skinning up mid-performance The credit card that “appeared from nowhere” and was used for months Crowds so dense the band couldn’t leave the dressing room to pee Stage diving  behind a…","meta_description":"🎧 Goldie Lookin Chain Podcast – Episode 10 “The First Gigs, Terrible Contracts & Farts That Smell of Piss” Episode Summary In this gloriously sh…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":1601,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/goldie-lookin-chain-7278030/episodes/2003-the-first-gigs-terrible-contracts-farts-that-smell-of-piss/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/goldie-lookin-chain-7278030/2003-the-first-gigs-terrible-contracts-farts-that-smell-of-piss.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}