{"podcast":{"title":"Eternal Durdles","slug":"eternal-durdles-412881","podcast_index_feed_id":412881,"rss_url":"https://anchor.fm/s/e7785f4/podcast/rss","website_url":"https://www.eternaldurdles.com","image_url":"https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/staging/podcast_uploaded_nologo/2327141/2327141-1758113870304-1b5771210f5c7.jpg","author":"EternalDurdles","episode_count":954,"summary":"Become a Paid Subscriber: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eternaldurdles/subscribe Eternal Durdles is a weekly Magic: the Gathering podcast focusing on the Legacy format. Hosted by long-time MTG veterans Zac Clark and Phil Blechman.","last_synced_at":"2026-07-23T02:18:31.471697+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/eternal-durdles-412881"},"episode":{"title":"Magic Could NEVER Print These as Lands","slug":"magic-could-never-print-these-as-lands","published_at":"2026-05-22T14:26:24+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/eternal-durdles-412881/magic-could-never-print-these-as-lands","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/eternal-durdles-412881","url":"https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eternaldurdles/episodes/Magic-Could-NEVER-Print-These-as-Lands-e3jof86","audio_url":"https://traffic.megaphone.fm/APO9225657829.mp3","summary":"What happens when longtime Magic players look at Sorcery: Contested Realm sites through the lens of competitive MTG? Chaos ensues. In this bonus episode, we break down the Sorcery sites that would almost certainly be banned, restricted, or format-defining if they existed in Magic: The Gathering Arena or paper Magic. We cover: • Vaults of Zul as an “Ancestral Recall land” • Roots of Yggdrasil and free Armageddons • Forgotten Tomb as free Entomb • Merlin’s Tower as Dark Ritual on a land • Why Fields of Camlann is terrifying • The hidden power of Sorcery’s Atlas system • How positioning changes card balance entirely If you’re a Magic player curious about Sorcery, this episode is a perfect look at how fundamentally different — and sometimes absurd — the game can be.","meta_description":"What happens when longtime Magic players look at Sorcery: Contested Realm sites through the lens of competitive MTG? Chaos ensues. In this bonus episode,…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":1352,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/eternal-durdles-412881/episodes/magic-could-never-print-these-as-lands/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/eternal-durdles-412881/magic-could-never-print-these-as-lands.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}