{"podcast":{"title":"Escape From Vault Disney","slug":"escape-from-vault-disney-631148","podcast_index_feed_id":631148,"rss_url":"https://escapefromvaultdisney.libsyn.com/rss","website_url":"http://escapefromvaultdisney.libsyn.com/website","image_url":"https://static.libsyn.com/p/assets/3/c/2/7/3c2774799c513f6f/ESCAPE_FROM_VAULT_DISNEY_-_medium_sized_for_iTunes.jpg","author":"Tony Goldmark","episode_count":202,"summary":"The Walt Disney Company has created some of the greatest, most acclaimed works of art in the history of cinema, and also unfathomable amounts of absolute garbage. And the Disney+ streaming service is loaded with both! Join YouTube personality Tony Goldmark, aka Some Jerk With A Camera, and a rotating series of guests as each week they pick a Disney+ title completely at random, dissect it for your amusement, and determine it to be \"Disney Plus\" or \"Disney Minus.\" It's ESCAPE FROM VAULT DISNEY!","last_synced_at":"2026-06-21T12:18:26.863332+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/escape-from-vault-disney-631148"},"episode":{"title":"The Little Mermaid (2023)","slug":"the-little-mermaid-2023","published_at":"2026-03-28T13:00:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/escape-from-vault-disney-631148/the-little-mermaid-2023","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/escape-from-vault-disney-631148","url":"https://escapefromvaultdisney.libsyn.com/the-little-mermaid-2023","audio_url":"https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/escapefromvaultdisney/Episode_155_-_The_Little_Mermaid_2023.mp3?dest-id=1707248","summary":"After an unexpectedly long hiatus, we are back with a new episode in which the randomizer goes all the way back to 2023, to one of the seemingly hundreds of times Disney has taken one of their beloved awe-inspiring unforgettable animated masterpieces and reimagined it as a tolerated \"meh\"-inspiring live-action blockbuster that costs more than the GDP of most countries and completely leaves your memory before you even find your car in the parking lot. This time, they got around to remaking the film that changed animation forever, the era-defining fairy tale classic that revitalized the company and kicked off the Disney Renaissance. So naturally, for the remake they slathered everything in exceptionally ugly CGI, hired the \"My Vag\" lady to imitate 70s porn music (twice!) and got an oceanload of semi-deserved free publicity by angering the worst people on the internet when they dared to cast a (gasp!) b-b-b-b-b-b-BLACK woman as the titular fish-assed protagonist. Join Tony Goldmark, Kalani Mitchell, Kit Quinn and Luke Ski as they steal the voice of THE LITTLE MERMAID (2023)! Watch my late-2010s movie review series One Movie Later: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLXVC39FA6kPcHwKsP-XNMF2XJnc9IF_pL Watch me vlog with Emily Clark and her crew about the 2019 Little Mermaid live special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xA1lHq3phpM Check out my guests' stuff! KALANI MITCHELL Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/kalani.mitchell KIT QUINN Podcast: https://anchor.fm/krt-trio LUKE SKI Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski Bandcamp: https://lukeski.bandcamp.com Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/thegreatlukeski.bsky.social And check out this show on social media! Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/vaultdisneypod.bsky.social Host's Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/tonygoldmark.bsky.soci…","meta_description":"After an unexpectedly long hiatus, we are back with a new episode in which the randomizer goes all the way back to 2023, to one of the seemingly hundreds…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":4643,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/escape-from-vault-disney-631148/episodes/the-little-mermaid-2023/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/escape-from-vault-disney-631148/the-little-mermaid-2023.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}