{"podcast":{"title":"Classic Metal Show","slug":"classic-metal-show-6731810","podcast_index_feed_id":6731810,"rss_url":"https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/3027290/s/151039.rss","website_url":"https://cmspn.substack.com/s/the-classic-metal-show","image_url":"https://substackcdn.com/feed/podcast/3027290/s/151039/2ff2d64c96470d0714be0a230e7c5526.jpg","author":"The Classic Metal Show: Hail and Kill!","episode_count":992,"summary":"Since 1996, THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW has been causing chaos throughout the world on the strength of their no holds barred, uncensored look at pop culture, sex, politics, religion, movies, tv and music... yes, that glorious classic hard rock that peaked in the mid '80s!Neeley and Chris continue to bring you 6 hours of the best \"shock jock\" type radio going today! If you aren't a pussy, check them out!","last_synced_at":"2026-09-06T08:23:47.266138+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/classic-metal-show-6731810"},"episode":{"title":"Did Black Sabbath Really Need a Ballet?","slug":"did-black-sabbath-really-need-a-ballet","published_at":"2026-09-04T09:00:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/classic-metal-show-6731810/did-black-sabbath-really-need-a-ballet","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/classic-metal-show-6731810","url":"https://cmspn.substack.com/p/did-black-sabbath-really-need-a-ballet","audio_url":"https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/212012297/2ffec3a326cad995e5059c1d1eec2fac.mp3","summary":"Black Sabbath was supposed to scare your parents, not send you to the ballet. GET ALL THE BEST CMS MERCH HERE: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/ This episode goes straight into the bizarre world of AI-generated rock graphics, a Black Sabbath ballet that has the guys wondering whether metal has officially been dragged into the cultural blender, and one absolutely insane trip down memory lane involving Herb Alpert, General Hospital , and the song “Rise.” Somewhere along the way, the conversation goes completely off the rails. Naturally. Watch commercial free and without delayed publishing by becoming a CMS VIP All comments are merely the opinions of the people speaking them, are for comical performance, and are in no way stated as factual. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe","meta_description":"Black Sabbath was supposed to scare your parents, not send you to the ballet. GET ALL THE BEST CMS MERCH HERE: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":4056,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/classic-metal-show-6731810/episodes/did-black-sabbath-really-need-a-ballet/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/classic-metal-show-6731810/did-black-sabbath-really-need-a-ballet.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}