{"podcast":{"title":"ClancyPasta | Internet Horror Stories","slug":"clancypasta-internet-horror-stories-85171","podcast_index_feed_id":85171,"rss_url":"https://anchor.fm/s/aca4e00/podcast/rss","website_url":"https://clancypasta.com","image_url":"https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/production/podcast_uploaded_nologo/1710304/1710304-1557521058690-8e09131783cd6.jpg","author":"ClancyPasta","episode_count":304,"summary":"In the mood for a bone chilling tale? I've got you covered | https://youtube.com/clancypasta","last_synced_at":null,"page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/clancypasta-internet-horror-stories-85171"},"episode":{"title":"\"I Tried to Rush a Bonsai...\" | CLANCYPASTA","slug":"i-tried-to-rush-a-bonsai-clancypasta","published_at":"2026-05-05T22:06:39+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/clancypasta-internet-horror-stories-85171/i-tried-to-rush-a-bonsai-clancypasta","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/clancypasta-internet-horror-stories-85171","url":"https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/clancypasta/episodes/I-Tried-to-Rush-a-Bonsai-----CLANCYPASTA-e3iuhi4","audio_url":"https://traffic.megaphone.fm/APO1966301545.mp3","summary":""That was when I remembered the card from the box..." CREEPYPASTA► "I Tried to Rush a Bonsai" written by Bilbo_Cheated, narrated by ClancyPasta► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1t06ucy/i_tried_to_rush_a_bonsai/► https://www.reddit.com/user/Bilbo_Cheated/Here are ways to support the channel if you wish ~MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastorePATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypastaMEMBERSHIP ► https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnfg9w5hrnPT7oA1H3uRZEQ/joinHere's where you can find me, and also links to the audio version of the show ~X / TWITTER ► http://x.com/clancypastaINSTA ► https://instagram.com/clancypastaSPOTIFY ► https://open.spotify.com/show/51DHHPsFnEvDAGfRiZPMF7ANCHOR.FM ► https://anchor.fm/clancypastaMUSIC► Background music is original and done in house by my best friend and house audio designer SKEEVY WEEVIL#Creepypasta #scarystories #horrorstories","meta_description":"\"That was when I remembered the card from the box...\" CREEPYPASTA► \"I Tried to Rush a Bonsai\" written by Bilbo_Cheated, narrated by Cl…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":1644,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/clancypasta-internet-horror-stories-85171/episodes/i-tried-to-rush-a-bonsai-clancypasta/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/clancypasta-internet-horror-stories-85171/i-tried-to-rush-a-bonsai-clancypasta.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}