{"podcast":{"title":"Church of the Undead","slug":"church-of-the-undead-4947254","podcast_index_feed_id":4947254,"rss_url":"https://www.spreaker.com/show/5337300/episodes/feed","website_url":"https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/church-of-the-undead--5337300","image_url":"https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8b4b1a18dcd3ce92827402044dc7e145.jpg","author":"Darren Marlar","episode_count":420,"summary":"Hello, Weirdos – I’m Pastor Darren – welcome to the Church of the Undead. It doesn’t matter if you are a \"Weirdo-in-Christ\" or just a Weirdo – everyone is welcome here at the Church of the Undead. And I use the word “undead” because here we are DEAD to sin and ALIVE in Christ! If you want to join this Weirdo congregation, just click that SUBSCRIBE or FOLLOW button – and visit us online at WeirdDarkness.com/CHURCH . Full disclosure – I might use the term “pastor” because I’ve branded this podcast as a church – but I do not have a theology degree, nor did I ever go to Bible college. I’m just a guy who gave his life to Christ in 1989 and has tried to “walk the walk” every since – and has stumbled a lot along the way – because, like everybody else, I am an imperfect, heavily-flawed human being. So please don’t take what I say as gospel; dig into God’s word yourself for confirmation, inspiration, and revelation. That being said, welcome to the Church of the Undead!","last_synced_at":"2026-06-08T08:17:29.506914+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/church-of-the-undead-4947254"},"episode":{"title":"Would Aliens Need Jesus? A Vatican Astronomer Says He'd Baptize Them","slug":"would-aliens-need-jesus-a-vatican-astronomer-says-he-d-baptize-them","published_at":"2025-11-10T01:36:50+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/church-of-the-undead-4947254/would-aliens-need-jesus-a-vatican-astronomer-says-he-d-baptize-them","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/church-of-the-undead-4947254","url":"https://weirddarkness.com/cotu-alienbaptism","audio_url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68490419/cotu20251109_baptizinganalien.mp3","summary":"Recent government hearings have made UFOs and aliens front-page news, and now a Catholic priest says he'd baptize extraterrestrials if asked. But I think before agreeing so quickly to the idea, this priest needs to be asking some really big theological and spiritual questions. SERMON TRANSCRIPT… https://weirddarkness.com/cotu-alienbaptism Weird Darkness® and Church Of The Undead™ are trademarked. Copyright © 2025. #WeirdDarkness #AlienBaptism #UFODisclosure #AreAliensDemons #VaticanAstronomer #PentagonUFO #ChristianTheology #SpiritualWarfare #AlienSalvation #BibleAndAliens Find us online at WeirdDarkness.com/Church","meta_description":"Recent government hearings have made UFOs and aliens front-page news, and now a Catholic priest says he'd baptize extraterrestrials if asked. But I think…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":2634,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/church-of-the-undead-4947254/episodes/would-aliens-need-jesus-a-vatican-astronomer-says-he-d-baptize-them/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/church-of-the-undead-4947254/would-aliens-need-jesus-a-vatican-astronomer-says-he-d-baptize-them.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}