{"podcast":{"title":"Church of the Undead","slug":"church-of-the-undead-4947254","podcast_index_feed_id":4947254,"rss_url":"https://www.spreaker.com/show/5337300/episodes/feed","website_url":"https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/church-of-the-undead--5337300","image_url":"https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8b4b1a18dcd3ce92827402044dc7e145.jpg","author":"Darren Marlar","episode_count":420,"summary":"Hello, Weirdos – I’m Pastor Darren – welcome to the Church of the Undead. It doesn’t matter if you are a \"Weirdo-in-Christ\" or just a Weirdo – everyone is welcome here at the Church of the Undead. And I use the word “undead” because here we are DEAD to sin and ALIVE in Christ! If you want to join this Weirdo congregation, just click that SUBSCRIBE or FOLLOW button – and visit us online at WeirdDarkness.com/CHURCH . Full disclosure – I might use the term “pastor” because I’ve branded this podcast as a church – but I do not have a theology degree, nor did I ever go to Bible college. I’m just a guy who gave his life to Christ in 1989 and has tried to “walk the walk” every since – and has stumbled a lot along the way – because, like everybody else, I am an imperfect, heavily-flawed human being. So please don’t take what I say as gospel; dig into God’s word yourself for confirmation, inspiration, and revelation. That being said, welcome to the Church of the Undead!","last_synced_at":"2026-06-08T08:17:29.506914+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/church-of-the-undead-4947254"},"episode":{"title":"SHE SOLD HER SOUL FOR LABUBU DOLLS: How Can We Think So Little of Something So Valuable?","slug":"she-sold-her-soul-for-labubu-dolls-how-can-we-think-so-little-of-something-so-valuable","published_at":"2025-10-05T23:51:18+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/church-of-the-undead-4947254/she-sold-her-soul-for-labubu-dolls-how-can-we-think-so-little-of-something-so-valuable","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/church-of-the-undead-4947254","url":"https://weirddarkness.com/cotu-soul-value-labubu-dolls/","audio_url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68024642/cotu20251005_labubudollsoulsale.mp3","summary":"A marketing specialist posts a joke about buying souls, and before you know it, someone actually shows up ready to sign the agreement in blood because she needs money for dolls and concert tickets. SERMON TRANSCRIPT… https://weirddarkness.com/cotu-soul-value-labubu-dolls/ Hear previous #ChurchOfTheUndead messages at https://WeirdDarkness.com/Church Darren Marlar is a licensed minister through the Universal Life Church: https://www.themonastery.org . “Church Of The Undead” theme music by Epidemic Sound. \"I have come into the world as a light, so that no one who believes in me should stay in darkness.\" — John 12:46 Find out how to escape eternal darkness at https://weirddarkness.com/eternaldarkness Weird Darkness® and Church Of The Undead™ are trademarked. Copyright © 2025. NOTE: Some of this content may have been created with assistance from AI tools, but it has been reviewed, edited, narrated, produced, and approved by Darren Marlar, creator and host of Weird Darkness — who, despite popular conspiracy theories, is not an AI voice. #LabubuDolls #SoulValue #ChristianSermon #SpiritualAwakening #EternalVsTemporal Find us online at WeirdDarkness.com/Church","meta_description":"A marketing specialist posts a joke about buying souls, and before you know it, someone actually shows up ready to sign the agreement in blood because she…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":2914,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/church-of-the-undead-4947254/episodes/she-sold-her-soul-for-labubu-dolls-how-can-we-think-so-little-of-something-so-valuable/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/church-of-the-undead-4947254/she-sold-her-soul-for-labubu-dolls-how-can-we-think-so-little-of-something-so-valuable.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}