{"podcast":{"title":"Christmas Cousins","slug":"christmas-cousins-6597420","podcast_index_feed_id":6597420,"rss_url":"https://anchor.fm/s/e7ce907c/podcast/rss","website_url":"https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/christmascousinspod","image_url":"https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/staging/podcast_uploaded_nologo/38790743/38790743-1762309645036-91aa2e96bbae.jpg","author":"Christmas Cousins Pod","episode_count":268,"summary":"🎄 The Christmas Cousins! Meet Chad, the Holiday devotee, and Seth, the Festive Freshman, as they embark on a joyous journey through the seasons as Chad guides Seth through the whimsical wonders of each holiday. Join their hilarious escapades, from PSLs to holiday movie magic and beyond all year long! So, grab your cocoa, snuggle up, and let's sleigh this festive fiesta together! Ho-ho-hosted by Cousins Seth and Chad and fueled by holiday cheer, it's the podcast that turns every day into a celebration!🎄 ✉️Email: ChristmasCousinsPod@gmail.com 📱Instagram and Facebook: @ChristmasCousinsPod","last_synced_at":null,"page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/christmas-cousins-6597420"},"episode":{"title":"Kringle Kindergarten Part II: Emmet Otter’s Jug-Band Christmas...This One Has To Go Right. Right?","slug":"kringle-kindergarten-part-ii-emmet-otter-s-jug-band-christmas-this-one-has-to-go-right-right","published_at":"2026-05-14T08:57:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/christmas-cousins-6597420/kringle-kindergarten-part-ii-emmet-otter-s-jug-band-christmas-this-one-has-to-go-right-right","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/christmas-cousins-6597420","url":"https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/christmascousinspod/episodes/Kringle-Kindergarten-Part-II-Emmet-Otters-Jug-Band-Christmas---This-One-Has-To-Go-Right--Right-e3j7qca","audio_url":"https://anchor.fm/s/e7ce907c/podcast/play/119842634/https%3A%2F%2Fd3ctxlq1ktw2nl.cloudfront.net%2Fstaging%2F2026-4-13%2F970c2ca3-04a4-183c-541e-22e0fbecd29d.mp3","summary":"Kringle Kindergarten Part II: Emmet Otter’s Jug-Band Christmas...This One Has To Go Right. Right? The first official round of Kringle Kindergarten has concluded… and the results can only be described as SETHACULAR . The assignments seemed simple enough: Send out three Christmas cards (he sent one) Color a Christmas mug (unfinished) Complete a Christmas word search (shockingly excellent — genuine A+ work) Watch and explain a Bluey Christmas episode Now, technically, Seth may have watched the Bluey episode. Or possibly the wrong one. Or perhaps part of one. At this time, MIT scientists, physicists, and several Christmas-adjacent engineers are still reviewing the evidence. No definitive conclusions have been reached. So after what many are calling a “challenging” kindergarten debut, Seth has been assigned a new task: the beloved classic Emmet Otter’s Jug-Band Christmas . Surely this one is foolproof, right? Simple. Cozy. Charming. Manageable. …Right? Join the cousins as Seth gives his thoughts, reports back on what he learned, attempts to absorb the Christmas vibes, and fights to prove he’s finally ready to move on to Grade One .","meta_description":"Kringle Kindergarten Part II: Emmet Otter’s Jug-Band Christmas...This One Has To Go Right. Right? The first official round of Kringle Kindergarten has con…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":2769,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/christmas-cousins-6597420/episodes/kringle-kindergarten-part-ii-emmet-otter-s-jug-band-christmas-this-one-has-to-go-right-right/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/christmas-cousins-6597420/kringle-kindergarten-part-ii-emmet-otter-s-jug-band-christmas-this-one-has-to-go-right-right.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}