{"podcast":{"title":"Chris vs. The People","slug":"chris-vs-the-people-7293624","podcast_index_feed_id":7293624,"rss_url":"https://audioboom.com/channels/5152929.rss","website_url":"https://audioboom.com/channels/5152929","image_url":"https://audioboom.com/i/42683380.jpg","author":"Chris Klemens","episode_count":60,"summary":"Chris vs. The People is a weekly podcast where comedian, Chris Klemens, turns to you. Imagine your brutally honest best friend as a call-in operator—ready to talk about anything. From couples counseling and deep chats to airing out dirty laundry, you never know if Chris is with you or against the people. (Video episodes are available on YouTube)","last_synced_at":"2026-07-01T06:19:34.752780+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/chris-vs-the-people-7293624"},"episode":{"title":"51: My First Date Ended in the ER","slug":"51-my-first-date-ended-in-the-er","published_at":"2026-05-05T14:41:36+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/chris-vs-the-people-7293624/51-my-first-date-ended-in-the-er","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/chris-vs-the-people-7293624","url":"https://audioboom.com/posts/8899448","audio_url":"https://pscrb.fm/rss/p/dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/audioboom.com/posts/8899448.mp3?modified=1778594031&sid=5152929&source=rss","summary":"This week on Chris vs. The People, the first dates get truly unhinged (and that might be an understatement). One caller had a medical emergency mid-hookup that turned out to be an extremely rare type of stroke, and somehow that's not even the wildest part of her story. Then a smoke shop overnight worker shares how a socially awkward regular asked her out at 2 a.m….and followed it up by inviting her to go shooting in the middle of nowhere. Finally, a woman recounts the date where her guy showed up with flowers stolen straight from her mom's garden, then proceeded to drink an entire pitcher of sangria alone before peeing on a bush in a parking lot in broad daylight. If you've ever had a bad first date, this episode will make you feel a whole lot better about yourself. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens . 📎 Visit http://upwork.com/klemens right now to post your job for free and connect with top talent ready to help your business grow Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/157438864?pr=true Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens ( http://youtube.com/chris ) • Justin Bretter ( http://justinbretter.com ) Producer: • Gogo Zoger ( https://instagram.com/thegogolicious ) Editor: • Justin Bretter ( http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety )","meta_description":"This week on Chris vs. The People, the first dates get truly unhinged (and that might be an understatement). One caller had a medical emergency mid-hookup…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":3924,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/chris-vs-the-people-7293624/episodes/51-my-first-date-ended-in-the-er/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/chris-vs-the-people-7293624/51-my-first-date-ended-in-the-er.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}