{"podcast":{"title":"Chris vs. The People","slug":"chris-vs-the-people-7293624","podcast_index_feed_id":7293624,"rss_url":"https://audioboom.com/channels/5152929.rss","website_url":"https://audioboom.com/channels/5152929","image_url":"https://audioboom.com/i/42683380.jpg","author":"Chris Klemens","episode_count":60,"summary":"Chris vs. The People is a weekly podcast where comedian, Chris Klemens, turns to you. Imagine your brutally honest best friend as a call-in operator—ready to talk about anything. From couples counseling and deep chats to airing out dirty laundry, you never know if Chris is with you or against the people. (Video episodes are available on YouTube)","last_synced_at":"2026-07-01T06:19:34.752780+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/chris-vs-the-people-7293624"},"episode":{"title":"40: My Bumble Date Tried Kidnapping Me","slug":"40-my-bumble-date-tried-kidnapping-me","published_at":"2026-02-10T16:00:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/chris-vs-the-people-7293624/40-my-bumble-date-tried-kidnapping-me","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/chris-vs-the-people-7293624","url":"https://audioboom.com/posts/8859486","audio_url":"https://pscrb.fm/rss/p/dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/audioboom.com/posts/8859486.mp3?modified=1770741467&sid=5152929&source=rss","summary":"It’s the Valentine’s episode of Chris vs. the People, which obviously means love, disaster, and several reasons to stay single. One caller gets stuck on a “double date” from hell that turns into a three‑month saga with a guy who shows wild videos and yells at paintings. Another barely escapes a Bumble date who tries to take her to a remote “family cabin” straight out of Dateline. Then, someone loses her straight‑sex virginity to a man who immediately vomits, and a final caller reveals a truly bizarre run‑in with a masked A‑list celebrity. Dating is terrifying, hilarious, and somehow still legal. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens . 📎 Visit http://upwork.com right now to post your job for free and connect with top talent ready to help your business grow! WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/150413722?pr=true BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS ( http://youtube.com/chris ) • JUSTIN BRETTER ( http://justinbretter.com ) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER ( http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety )","meta_description":"It’s the Valentine’s episode of Chris vs. the People, which obviously means love, disaster, and several reasons to stay single. One caller gets stuck on a…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":3818,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/chris-vs-the-people-7293624/episodes/40-my-bumble-date-tried-kidnapping-me/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/chris-vs-the-people-7293624/40-my-bumble-date-tried-kidnapping-me.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}