{"podcast":{"title":"Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos","slug":"chris-distefano-presents-chrissy-chaos-1376229","podcast_index_feed_id":1376229,"rss_url":"https://feeds.megaphone.fm/TPC1102828706","website_url":"https://ChrissyChaos.podbean.com","image_url":"https://megaphone.imgix.net/podcasts/3ed8d5ae-1660-11ec-996a-630b351bc84f/image/6c681235682971e29909f25991de864d.jpg?ixlib=rails-4.3.1&max-w=3000&max-h=3000&fit=crop&auto=format,compress","author":"Chris Distefano","episode_count":261,"summary":"WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Remember to rate us on iTunes! CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​​ ​","last_synced_at":"2026-09-16T14:20:01.182111+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/chris-distefano-presents-chrissy-chaos-1376229"},"episode":{"title":"Chris And Jaz Go To WAR Over Garage Doors","slug":"chris-and-jaz-go-to-war-over-garage-doors","published_at":"2026-04-29T09:00:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/chris-distefano-presents-chrissy-chaos-1376229/chris-and-jaz-go-to-war-over-garage-doors","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/chris-distefano-presents-chrissy-chaos-1376229","url":"https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/pdst.fm/e/pscrb.fm/rss/p/pfx.vpixl.com/u8u9X/clrtpod.com/m/mgln.ai/e/1118/arttrk.com/p/YMH00/traffic.megaphone.fm/YMH6034433093.mp3?updated=1777432517","audio_url":"https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/pdst.fm/e/pscrb.fm/rss/p/pfx.vpixl.com/u8u9X/clrtpod.com/m/mgln.ai/e/1118/arttrk.com/p/YMH00/traffic.megaphone.fm/YMH6034433093.mp3?updated=1777432517","summary":"#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Chrissy is recording straight out of his trunk, running on no sleep after a brutal night with a sick dog, dealing with garage door drama, and somehow still trying to hold it together for a podcast. Jaz joins as the first official Chaos Bus guest, things immediately spiral, and we somehow end up doing physical therapy in the back of the car. 00:00 Chaos Bus debut from the trunk 01:00 No sleep, sick dog chaos 02:30 Jasmine joins the Chaos Bus 04:00 Chaos Bus concept explained 06:00 Dentist trip + Staten Island plans 08:30 Wedding talk + Father’s Day debate 10:00 Mets event recap (and bombing) 12:30 Chaos Bus unboxing (Mets gifts) 16:00 “Physical therapy” segment begins 20:00 Shoulder diagnosis goes off the rails 23:00 Chaos Bus therapy advice 25:00 Garage door disaster begins 27:30 BlueChew ad read 29:00 Garage situation spirals 32:00 Chaos Bus reality check 35:00 Relationship dynamics + advice talk 38:00 Vito hospital scare story 42:00 T-ball parenting moment 45:00 Atlantic City vs Vegas rant 47:00 WrestleMania weekend chaos 49:00 Fans crossing the line UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! Upgrade your denim game with rag & bone! Get 20% off sitewide with code CHRISSY at www.rag-bone.com #ragandbonepod Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices","meta_description":"#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Chrissy is recording straight out of his trunk, running on no sleep after a brutal night with a sick dog, dealing with ga…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":3404,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/chris-distefano-presents-chrissy-chaos-1376229/episodes/chris-and-jaz-go-to-war-over-garage-doors/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/chris-distefano-presents-chrissy-chaos-1376229/chris-and-jaz-go-to-war-over-garage-doors.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}