{"podcast":{"title":"Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson","slug":"camp-counselors-with-zachariah-porter-and-jonathan-carson-5672970","podcast_index_feed_id":5672970,"rss_url":"https://rss.art19.com/camp-counselors","website_url":"https://art19.com/shows/camp-counselors","image_url":"https://content.production.cdn.art19.com/images/7d/9d/12/77/7d9d1277-639f-40e3-8e44-1f9cfd1e2199/b8f9779705a4997479d3ce676bb2c6671da97398b02d8140a115060b4aa5ac5e30bacf206fc4eb9283e9781b400bcc2a157f135cf530362e0cff1faf856b1f43.jpeg","author":"PodcastOne","episode_count":334,"summary":"Hey Happy Campers! Camp Counselors is a good natured podcast hosted by your favorite fake camp counselors Zachariah and Jonathan. Here at Camp Shady Birch we love the great outdoors in theory, but we’d rather spend our time making friendship bracelets, spreading camper gossip, keeping our heads in the clouds, and avoiding archery. We know we would make great camp counselors minus the fact that we know nothing about camping. So grab your sunscreen and bug spray because things are about to get campy.","last_synced_at":"2026-07-20T16:18:36.889579+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/camp-counselors-with-zachariah-porter-and-jonathan-carson-5672970"},"episode":{"title":"188 - These Oysters Are SCAMMING People","slug":"188-these-oysters-are-scamming-people","published_at":"2026-07-08T08:00:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/camp-counselors-with-zachariah-porter-and-jonathan-carson-5672970/188-these-oysters-are-scamming-people","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/camp-counselors-with-zachariah-porter-and-jonathan-carson-5672970","url":"https://pscrb.fm/rss/p/arttrk.com/p/PDPN1/claritaspod.com/measure/prfx.byspotify.com/e/dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/rss.art19.com/episodes/a822c95b-67ff-4cd1-af65-f686c9f04055.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0","audio_url":"https://pscrb.fm/rss/p/arttrk.com/p/PDPN1/claritaspod.com/measure/prfx.byspotify.com/e/dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/rss.art19.com/episodes/a822c95b-67ff-4cd1-af65-f686c9f04055.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0","summary":"What does a heat rash, a speeding ticket, and a banana shaped car all have in common? They are all in this episode, duh! We're also unpacking a teen Elvis tribute competition, Connecticut’s identity crisis, TikTok pearl parties (allegedly) scamming people, the Wheel of Fortune's shady social media manager, and so much more! This episode was edited and mixed by Kevin Betts. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Explore everything Camp Shady Birch has to offer at CampShadyBirch.com ! Works Cited: ➜ Spartz, Isabel. “‘The World Needs More Whimsy’: Giant Banana Car Draws Attention, and a Traffic Stop, near Billings.” KBZK, 21 June 2026. ➜ Bates, Sophie. “With Jumpsuits, Wigs and Dance Moves, These Young Boys and Teens Keep Elvis’ Legacy Alive.” AP News, Associated Press, 8 June 2026. Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist | YouTube Playlist | Sammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media: Camp Counselors TikTok Camp Counselors Instagram Camp Counselors Facebook Camp Counselors Twitter See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .","meta_description":"What does a heat rash, a speeding ticket, and a banana shaped car all have in common? They are all in this episode, duh! We're also unpacking a teen Elvis…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":3840,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/camp-counselors-with-zachariah-porter-and-jonathan-carson-5672970/episodes/188-these-oysters-are-scamming-people/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/camp-counselors-with-zachariah-porter-and-jonathan-carson-5672970/188-these-oysters-are-scamming-people.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}