{"podcast":{"title":"Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson","slug":"camp-counselors-with-zachariah-porter-and-jonathan-carson-5672970","podcast_index_feed_id":5672970,"rss_url":"https://rss.art19.com/camp-counselors","website_url":"https://art19.com/shows/camp-counselors","image_url":"https://content.production.cdn.art19.com/images/7d/9d/12/77/7d9d1277-639f-40e3-8e44-1f9cfd1e2199/b8f9779705a4997479d3ce676bb2c6671da97398b02d8140a115060b4aa5ac5e30bacf206fc4eb9283e9781b400bcc2a157f135cf530362e0cff1faf856b1f43.jpeg","author":"PodcastOne","episode_count":334,"summary":"Hey Happy Campers! Camp Counselors is a good natured podcast hosted by your favorite fake camp counselors Zachariah and Jonathan. Here at Camp Shady Birch we love the great outdoors in theory, but we’d rather spend our time making friendship bracelets, spreading camper gossip, keeping our heads in the clouds, and avoiding archery. We know we would make great camp counselors minus the fact that we know nothing about camping. So grab your sunscreen and bug spray because things are about to get campy.","last_synced_at":"2026-07-20T16:18:36.889579+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/camp-counselors-with-zachariah-porter-and-jonathan-carson-5672970"},"episode":{"title":"187 - HAGS! (Have A Gay Summer!)","slug":"187-hags-have-a-gay-summer","published_at":"2026-07-01T08:00:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/camp-counselors-with-zachariah-porter-and-jonathan-carson-5672970/187-hags-have-a-gay-summer","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/camp-counselors-with-zachariah-porter-and-jonathan-carson-5672970","url":"https://pscrb.fm/rss/p/arttrk.com/p/PDPN1/claritaspod.com/measure/prfx.byspotify.com/e/dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/rss.art19.com/episodes/322201f7-d928-481d-abfc-7aadb854c693.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0","audio_url":"https://pscrb.fm/rss/p/arttrk.com/p/PDPN1/claritaspod.com/measure/prfx.byspotify.com/e/dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/rss.art19.com/episodes/322201f7-d928-481d-abfc-7aadb854c693.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0","summary":"In the episode we’re talking about the “Have a Gay Summer” drama at Dartmouth High School and why one little Pride bulletin board had terrible ugly adults acting like literal idiodic children. We also get into two former nuns finding love, a robot cop that is terrible at their job, anoying little chipmunks taking over our bird feeder, Disney cruise family trauma... but dont worry bc Zach will close us out with the healing powers of Norah Jones. This episode was edited and mixed by Kevin Betts. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Explore everything Camp Shady Birch has to offer at CampShadyBirch.com ! Works Cited: ➜ Alves, Ian. “They Were Going to Be Nuns, Now They’re Married: ‘God Was Our Cupid.’” BBC News Brasil, 21 May 2026. ➜ Marchese, Tony. “Ohio Police Retire ‘Robocop’ After It Heroically Made Zero Arrests and Issued Zero Tickets in Nearly 10 Months.” On Tap Sports Net, 19 June 2026. Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist | YouTube Playlist | Sammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media: Camp Counselors TikTok Camp Counselors Instagram Camp Counselors Facebook Camp Counselors Twitter See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .","meta_description":"In the episode we’re talking about the “Have a Gay Summer” drama at Dartmouth High School and why one little Pride bulletin board had terrible ugly adults…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":3601,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/camp-counselors-with-zachariah-porter-and-jonathan-carson-5672970/episodes/187-hags-have-a-gay-summer/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/camp-counselors-with-zachariah-porter-and-jonathan-carson-5672970/187-hags-have-a-gay-summer.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}