{"podcast":{"title":"Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson","slug":"camp-counselors-with-zachariah-porter-and-jonathan-carson-5672970","podcast_index_feed_id":5672970,"rss_url":"https://rss.art19.com/camp-counselors","website_url":"https://art19.com/shows/camp-counselors","image_url":"https://content.production.cdn.art19.com/images/7d/9d/12/77/7d9d1277-639f-40e3-8e44-1f9cfd1e2199/b8f9779705a4997479d3ce676bb2c6671da97398b02d8140a115060b4aa5ac5e30bacf206fc4eb9283e9781b400bcc2a157f135cf530362e0cff1faf856b1f43.jpeg","author":"PodcastOne","episode_count":334,"summary":"Hey Happy Campers! Camp Counselors is a good natured podcast hosted by your favorite fake camp counselors Zachariah and Jonathan. Here at Camp Shady Birch we love the great outdoors in theory, but we’d rather spend our time making friendship bracelets, spreading camper gossip, keeping our heads in the clouds, and avoiding archery. We know we would make great camp counselors minus the fact that we know nothing about camping. So grab your sunscreen and bug spray because things are about to get campy.","last_synced_at":"2026-07-20T16:18:36.889579+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/camp-counselors-with-zachariah-porter-and-jonathan-carson-5672970"},"episode":{"title":"184 - Cable Box Divas","slug":"184-cable-box-divas","published_at":"2026-06-03T08:00:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/camp-counselors-with-zachariah-porter-and-jonathan-carson-5672970/184-cable-box-divas","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/camp-counselors-with-zachariah-porter-and-jonathan-carson-5672970","url":"https://pscrb.fm/rss/p/arttrk.com/p/PDPN1/claritaspod.com/measure/prfx.byspotify.com/e/dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/rss.art19.com/episodes/0c667157-dc2d-47a0-865a-feaf92d88386.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0","audio_url":"https://pscrb.fm/rss/p/arttrk.com/p/PDPN1/claritaspod.com/measure/prfx.byspotify.com/e/dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/rss.art19.com/episodes/0c667157-dc2d-47a0-865a-feaf92d88386.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0","summary":"In this episode we YEARN for cable TV. Disney Channel, Nickelodeon, ABC Family (then turning into freeform? like what was that??) and the list goes on an on and on like a scrolling tv guide. We also cover the news story of a grandma's prom obsession dreams coming true, and a hot air balloon flopp yet again.... ugh. Lots to do lots to say! This episode was edited and mixed by Kevin Betts. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Explore everything Camp Shady Birch has to offer at CampShadyBirch.com ! Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist | YouTube Playlist | Sammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media: Camp Counselors TikTok Camp Counselors Instagram Camp Counselors Facebook Camp Counselors Twitter See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .","meta_description":"In this episode we YEARN for cable TV. Disney Channel, Nickelodeon, ABC Family (then turning into freeform? like what was that??) and the list goes on an…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":3660,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/camp-counselors-with-zachariah-porter-and-jonathan-carson-5672970/episodes/184-cable-box-divas/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/camp-counselors-with-zachariah-porter-and-jonathan-carson-5672970/184-cable-box-divas.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}