{"podcast":{"title":"Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson","slug":"camp-counselors-with-zachariah-porter-and-jonathan-carson-5672970","podcast_index_feed_id":5672970,"rss_url":"https://rss.art19.com/camp-counselors","website_url":"https://art19.com/shows/camp-counselors","image_url":"https://content.production.cdn.art19.com/images/7d/9d/12/77/7d9d1277-639f-40e3-8e44-1f9cfd1e2199/b8f9779705a4997479d3ce676bb2c6671da97398b02d8140a115060b4aa5ac5e30bacf206fc4eb9283e9781b400bcc2a157f135cf530362e0cff1faf856b1f43.jpeg","author":"PodcastOne","episode_count":334,"summary":"Hey Happy Campers! Camp Counselors is a good natured podcast hosted by your favorite fake camp counselors Zachariah and Jonathan. Here at Camp Shady Birch we love the great outdoors in theory, but we’d rather spend our time making friendship bracelets, spreading camper gossip, keeping our heads in the clouds, and avoiding archery. We know we would make great camp counselors minus the fact that we know nothing about camping. So grab your sunscreen and bug spray because things are about to get campy.","last_synced_at":"2026-07-20T16:18:36.889579+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/camp-counselors-with-zachariah-porter-and-jonathan-carson-5672970"},"episode":{"title":"179 - Don't Touch Grass, Twirl Your Bush!","slug":"179-don-t-touch-grass-twirl-your-bush","published_at":"2026-04-29T08:00:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/camp-counselors-with-zachariah-porter-and-jonathan-carson-5672970/179-don-t-touch-grass-twirl-your-bush","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/camp-counselors-with-zachariah-porter-and-jonathan-carson-5672970","url":"https://pscrb.fm/rss/p/arttrk.com/p/PDPN1/claritaspod.com/measure/prfx.byspotify.com/e/dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/rss.art19.com/episodes/9200e5fa-1f29-4a91-a671-b7ba1bda9780.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0","audio_url":"https://pscrb.fm/rss/p/arttrk.com/p/PDPN1/claritaspod.com/measure/prfx.byspotify.com/e/dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/rss.art19.com/episodes/9200e5fa-1f29-4a91-a671-b7ba1bda9780.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0","summary":"Heyy happy campers! This week we’re unpacking hosting anxiety, seed libraries, harsh movie reviewers, driver’s licenses being revoked, and so much more. Grab your bug juice and settle in... or else. This episode was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Works Cited: ➜ Good News Network. \"Urine From Music Festival Toilets is Fertilizing a New Biodiverse Forest With Odor-Free Nutrients.\" Good News Network, 11 Apr. 2026. ➜ Schaller, Janek, and Megan Hall. \"What Are Seed Libraries?\" The Public's Radio, 31 Mar. 2026. Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist | YouTube Playlist | Sammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media: Camp Counselors TikTok Camp Counselors Instagram Camp Counselors Facebook Camp Counselors Twitter See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .","meta_description":"Heyy happy campers! This week we’re unpacking hosting anxiety, seed libraries, harsh movie reviewers, driver’s licenses being revoked, and so much more. G…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":3639,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/camp-counselors-with-zachariah-porter-and-jonathan-carson-5672970/episodes/179-don-t-touch-grass-twirl-your-bush/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/camp-counselors-with-zachariah-porter-and-jonathan-carson-5672970/179-don-t-touch-grass-twirl-your-bush.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}