{"podcast":{"title":"Calm Money Coach","slug":"calm-money-coach-7769257","podcast_index_feed_id":7769257,"rss_url":"https://anchor.fm/s/10ee7ecf8/podcast/rss","website_url":"https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/calm-money-coach","image_url":"https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/staging/podcast_uploaded_nologo/45350478/45350478-1770757961815-7e27a53c717d2.jpg","author":"Brian Orlando","episode_count":13,"summary":"Money, markets, and mindset with CPA Brian Orlando. Helping Canadians build wealth through financial literacy, tax strategies, and smart investing, while exploring macro trends, business stories, fitness, and mental health. Because real wealth is more than just your portfolio.","last_synced_at":"2026-09-22T20:19:49.826394+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/calm-money-coach-7769257"},"episode":{"title":"The Crypto Math Nobody Shows You + Where 64 Cents of Every Dollar Goes | Complete Guide to Investing Parts 5 & 6","slug":"the-crypto-math-nobody-shows-you-where-64-cents-of-every-dollar-goes-complete-guide-to-investing-parts-5-6","published_at":"2026-03-20T19:55:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/calm-money-coach-7769257/the-crypto-math-nobody-shows-you-where-64-cents-of-every-dollar-goes-complete-guide-to-investing-parts-5-6","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/calm-money-coach-7769257","url":"https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/calm-money-coach/episodes/The-Crypto-Math-Nobody-Shows-You--Where-64-Cents-of-Every-Dollar-Goes--Complete-Guide-to-Investing-Parts-5--6-e3gevja","audio_url":"https://anchor.fm/s/10ee7ecf8/podcast/play/116931626/https%3A%2F%2Fd3ctxlq1ktw2nl.cloudfront.net%2Fstaging%2F2026-2-14%2F420027238-44100-2-6a1fd20d0d523.mp3","summary":"Bitcoin has had 87%, 84%, and 77% drawdowns. A 5% allocation contributes 27% of your total portfolio risk. In Parts 5 and 6 of the Complete Guide to Investing, I cover the real math on crypto, what the \"digital gold\" narrative gets wrong, and then move into alternatives where hedge fund investors give up 64 cents of every dollar earned to managers. The advertised fee is 2-and-20. The actual fee is closer to 50%. Also in here, the Canadian route rather than the US one: BTCX.B and ETHX.B, and what holding them inside a TFSA changes for tax and for your estate. I am Brian Orlando, CPA, in Halifax. I run Calm Money Coach, an advice-only planning practice. No products, no commissions, I do not manage anybody's money. Free calculators and guides: calmmoneycoach.com Education only, not advice for your situation. Talk to a professional about your own. @calmmoneycoach on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok and YouTube.","meta_description":"Bitcoin has had 87%, 84%, and 77% drawdowns. A 5% allocation contributes 27% of your total portfolio risk. In Parts 5 and 6 of the Complete Guide to Inves…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":704,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/calm-money-coach-7769257/episodes/the-crypto-math-nobody-shows-you-where-64-cents-of-every-dollar-goes-complete-guide-to-investing-parts-5-6/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/calm-money-coach-7769257/the-crypto-math-nobody-shows-you-where-64-cents-of-every-dollar-goes-complete-guide-to-investing-parts-5-6.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}