{"podcast":{"title":"BS with Brian Simpson","slug":"bs-with-brian-simpson-640558","podcast_index_feed_id":640558,"rss_url":"https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/5bc92ceaf3ade92b3e2522d2","website_url":"https://shows.pippa.io/bswbs/","image_url":"https://assets.pippa.io/shows/5bc92ceaf3ade92b3e2522d2/1646958935135-2c70638509f4a444efc7987df5948595.jpeg","author":"Brian Simpson","episode_count":227,"summary":"Stand-up comedian Brian Simpson talks some bullshit about whatever he wants, with whomever he wants. Email the show at BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com and follow Brian at @BScomedian Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.","last_synced_at":"2026-07-15T06:19:44.903211+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/bs-with-brian-simpson-640558"},"episode":{"title":"Ep. 169: Pat.E.goniA | BS with Brian Simpson","slug":"ep-169-pat-e-gonia-bs-with-brian-simpson","published_at":"2026-06-09T22:00:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/bs-with-brian-simpson-640558/ep-169-pat-e-gonia-bs-with-brian-simpson","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/bs-with-brian-simpson-640558","url":"https://shows.acast.com/bswbs/episodes/ep-169-pategonia-bs-with-brian-simpson","audio_url":"https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/5bc92ceaf3ade92b3e2522d2/e/6a231b40ebd8b0fa734090e0/media.mp3","summary":"From police arresting a one armed woman to Patagonia Vs. Patty Gonia, we cover everything weird in the news this week with a few listener emails sprinkled in. Keep it tight! 00:00 – Intro & Listener Submissions 01:10 – The One-Handed Driver Traffic Stop 02:35 – Why Courts Care About Evidence 05:25 – The Problem With Small Amounts of Power 09:20 – When You Simply Can't Win 11:00 – Listener Follow-Up: The Perfect Crime Answer 12:25 – The Perjury Solution 14:05 – Gaming, Deadlock & Competitive Play 15:00 – Moving to Minneapolis Advice 16:30 – The Truth About Long RPG Games 17:00 – Why Mattresses Matter More Than You Think 18:55 – Spending Money on the Right Things 22:35 – The Microwaved Fish Incident 24:00 – Workplace Etiquette Gone Wrong 28:10 – Patagonia vs. Patagonia? 31:00 – When Trademark Disputes Get Weird 34:30 – Who's Actually Right Here? 38:45 – Final Thoughts & Outro Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with \"music track\" in the subject line. #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.","meta_description":"From police arresting a one armed woman to Patagonia Vs. Patty Gonia, we cover everything weird in the news this week with a few listener emails sprinkled…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":2358,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/bs-with-brian-simpson-640558/episodes/ep-169-pat-e-gonia-bs-with-brian-simpson/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/bs-with-brian-simpson-640558/ep-169-pat-e-gonia-bs-with-brian-simpson.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}