{"podcast":{"title":"Blood $atellite","slug":"blood-atellite-5437757","podcast_index_feed_id":5437757,"rss_url":"https://media.zencast.fm/blood-atellite-729421/rss","website_url":"https://blood-atellite-729421.zencast.website","image_url":"https://podcdn.zencast.fm/download/Podcast%2Fartworks%2F8911%2Flarge%2Fb759ee249f22ecb6e75c1148176ea28ad76a206b0cbb2d7c25155f03d8637810%2Fbc6304d839835a20f03200d2e752362b.jpg","author":"Blood $atellite","episode_count":137,"summary":"Two Caucazoid psychos living in Canada and Hong Kong discuss dissident right politics, conspiracy theories, fringe spirituality, ideal catastrophe futures, far-right-cenobite culture, harmonyjamming, Canadian politics, splainsplaining, genocidal irony, and probably sex and video games or whatever.","last_synced_at":"2026-09-18T20:17:54.621374+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/blood-atellite-5437757"},"episode":{"title":"There are No Simulationists in Prostate Cubening Wards","slug":"there-are-no-simulationists-in-prostate-cubening-wards","published_at":"2026-03-13T10:19:23+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/blood-atellite-5437757/there-are-no-simulationists-in-prostate-cubening-wards","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/blood-atellite-5437757","url":"https://blood-atellite-729421.zencast.website/episodes/there-are-no-simulationists-in-prostate-cubening-wards","audio_url":"https://media.zencast.fm/blood-atellite-729421/fd1d0640-dcb5-4af4-8996-0903c96d509e.mp3?source=feed","summary":"Dimes and Judas assess the recent developments in the 2026 Israeli-Iranian War, the death of hack fraud groundhog Wiarton Willie, and the controversy surrounding Canada’s new anti-hate bill C-9. After exploring the limitations of shippable microfactories, they review the book “October Crisis, 1970: An Insider’s View” by William Tetley. Here a liberal journalist recounts his experiences during the fall of the Quebec separatist group Front de libération du Québec in 1970 after a decade of kidnappings, bombings, and murder. It is contrasted against the IRA in Ireland and explores how this Marxist revolutionary group collapsed far more spectacularly. Timestamps: 00:45 – Figuring Out what Lent is to Give it Up 03:21 – What Happens when a Cat Gets Dementia? 07:30 – Wiarton Willie the Weather Groundhog has Died 13:10 – New Anti-Hate Bill C-9 Being Fast tracked 22:24 – Israeli-Iranian War: Fog of Narratives 32:57 – Saudi Arabia is Paying Influencers to Lose Their Minds 38:35 – Did Iraq Mindrape Everyone? 40:41 – Trump Says Wars Can be Fought Forever Actually 44:17 – The 50 Year Plot to Expand Israeli Territory 48:57 – Glenn Beck Created a George Washington AI to Ask Him About Iran 56:55 – Dueling Perspectives: John Carter vs. Cameron Macgregor 1:05:05 – Discussing The Plot to Create Greater Israel with Aryan Muslim Communist 1:20:43 – Ending the Chinese Machine Age 1:32:09 – Are Shippable Microfactories the Future? 1:38:59: “The October Crisis, 1970: An Insider’s View” Review Begins","meta_description":"Dimes and Judas assess the recent developments in the 2026 Israeli-Iranian War, the death of hack fraud groundhog Wiarton Willie, and the controversy surr…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":7512,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/blood-atellite-5437757/episodes/there-are-no-simulationists-in-prostate-cubening-wards/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/blood-atellite-5437757/there-are-no-simulationists-in-prostate-cubening-wards.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}