{"podcast":{"title":"Berner Phone","slug":"berner-phone-238855","podcast_index_feed_id":238855,"rss_url":"https://feeds.libsyn.com/479325/rss","website_url":"https://sites.libsyn.com/479325","image_url":"https://static.libsyn.com/p/assets/7/1/d/d/71dd6adee508b379d959afa2a1bf1c87/Untitled_design.png","author":"Des Bishop","episode_count":389,"summary":"The Berner Phone hotline is open! Comedian Des Bishop and special guests are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and being hilariously inspired by our dialer's contributions. Keep an eye out on Des's Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it's pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions Des and his comedian friends are dialed in. Dial in to the Berner Phone Hotline (917) 512-1758 or WhatsApp +1 (646) 423-7020 for the international dialers","last_synced_at":"2026-06-08T22:19:07.090212+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/berner-phone-238855"},"episode":{"title":"This Should Be Illegal","slug":"this-should-be-illegal","published_at":"2026-05-25T10:00:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/berner-phone-238855/this-should-be-illegal","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/berner-phone-238855","url":"https://7d7d109d-429a-4282-90dc-f891239bf801.libsyn.com/this-should-be-illegal","audio_url":"https://pdst.fm/e/mgln.ai/e/35/pscrb.fm/rss/p/dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/clrtpod.com/m/traffic.libsyn.com/secure/7d7d109d-429a-4282-90dc-f891239bf801/BP_E143_FINAL.mp3?dest-id=4074816","summary":"Des is solo this week, listening to voicemails answering the question: \"What was normal in your childhood that's illegal today?\" From leaving kids in the car and bringing them into bars to getting a bar of soap in your mouth for cursing, Des reacts to the Dialers' nostalgic stories from a very different time. Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail! FOLLOW DES: Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop X: https://x.com/desbishop YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5 FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/ Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/ Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com","meta_description":"Des is solo this week, listening to voicemails answering the question: \"What was normal in your childhood that's illegal today?\" From leaving kids in the…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":4301,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/berner-phone-238855/episodes/this-should-be-illegal/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/berner-phone-238855/this-should-be-illegal.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}