{"podcast":{"title":"Berner Phone","slug":"berner-phone-238855","podcast_index_feed_id":238855,"rss_url":"https://feeds.libsyn.com/479325/rss","website_url":"https://sites.libsyn.com/479325","image_url":"https://static.libsyn.com/p/assets/7/1/d/d/71dd6adee508b379d959afa2a1bf1c87/Untitled_design.png","author":"Des Bishop","episode_count":394,"summary":"The Berner Phone hotline is open! Comedian Des Bishop and special guests are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and being hilariously inspired by our dialer's contributions. Keep an eye out on Des's Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it's pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions Des and his comedian friends are dialed in. Dial in to the Berner Phone Hotline (917) 512-1758 or WhatsApp +1 (646) 423-7020 for the international dialers","last_synced_at":"2026-07-13T20:19:33.997838+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/berner-phone-238855"},"episode":{"title":"Silly Things We Believed as Kids","slug":"silly-things-we-believed-as-kids","published_at":"2026-06-29T10:00:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/berner-phone-238855/silly-things-we-believed-as-kids","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/berner-phone-238855","url":"https://7d7d109d-429a-4282-90dc-f891239bf801.libsyn.com/silly-things-we-believed-as-kids","audio_url":"https://pdst.fm/e/mgln.ai/e/35/pscrb.fm/rss/p/dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/clrtpod.com/m/traffic.libsyn.com/secure/7d7d109d-429a-4282-90dc-f891239bf801/BP_E148_FINAL.mp3?dest-id=4074816","summary":"Des reacts to silly things the Dialers believed as kids, like getting arrested for turning on the lights in the car and watermelon seeds growing in your stomach. Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail! International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020 FOLLOW DES: Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop X: https://x.com/desbishop YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5 FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/ Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/ Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com","meta_description":"Des reacts to silly things the Dialers believed as kids, like getting arrested for turning on the lights in the car and watermelon seeds growing in your s…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":3766,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/berner-phone-238855/episodes/silly-things-we-believed-as-kids/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/berner-phone-238855/silly-things-we-believed-as-kids.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}