{"podcast":{"title":"Based Camp | Simone & Malcolm Collins","slug":"based-camp-simone-malcolm-collins-6378161","podcast_index_feed_id":6378161,"rss_url":"https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/1643534/s/64409.rss","website_url":"https://basedcamppodcast.substack.com/s/based-camp-simone-and-malcolm","image_url":"https://substackcdn.com/feed/podcast/1643534/s/64409/a478854e7b409f02072d443b587bdd1d.jpg","author":"Based Camp | Simone & Malcolm Collins","episode_count":867,"summary":"We will try to have in depth conversations about intellectually engaging topics in a way that does not fall into simple left right pandering (and thus is both based and camp). This is the podcast by the creators of the Pragmatist Guide series and the Pronatalist movement, Simone Collins and Malcolm Collins.","last_synced_at":"2026-09-15T02:19:12.019878+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/based-camp-simone-malcolm-collins-6378161"},"episode":{"title":"Asmongold Got An Ultimatum From His GF: The Internet Is Largely On Board","slug":"asmongold-got-an-ultimatum-from-his-gf-the-internet-is-largely-on-board","published_at":"2026-07-28T12:01:31+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/based-camp-simone-malcolm-collins-6378161/asmongold-got-an-ultimatum-from-his-gf-the-internet-is-largely-on-board","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/based-camp-simone-malcolm-collins-6378161","url":"https://basedcamppodcast.substack.com/p/asmongold-got-an-ultimatum-from-his","audio_url":"https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/208812902/ed6c97beaec7257544e8387afecdc6e4.mp3","summary":"Asmongold has a girlfriend — and she handed him a list of ultimatums. In this episode of Based Camp, Malcolm and Simone break down Kai’Sa’s demands (clean the “contaminated” room, shower every other day, get the shorter haircut, cut the sugar) and explain why the majority of the nerd-right actually supports them. Is this domestication… or a woman who actually wants him healthy, functional, and capable of having the family he says he wants? We go through every confirmed demand, compare it to how real long-term partnerships work, talk s**t tests vs. genuine investment, American cultural preferences for women with spines, OnlyFans economics, and why “I love you just the way you are” is often the most unloving thing you can say. Plus the usual Based Camp tangents: dead rats as alarm clocks, Mongolian beef in a 1700s farmhouse kitchen with no hood, Tibetan fox girls, and the eternal struggle of keeping a website online. Episode Transcript [00:00:00] Malcolm Collins: Hello, Simone. I’m excited to be here with you today. Today we’re gonna be talking about a diabolical situation that the internet has been shockingly, like the, the nerd right internet, which is where this situation is relevant, has been getting mostly right, which, it makes me feel good to be part of this wider political movement. [00:00:17] Okay. Which is Asmongold has a girlfriend, okay? [00:00:21] Simone Collins: Is it official? [00:00:23] Malcolm Collins: Yeah, it’s, it’s official. It, it, it’s at least official that she’s given him a list of demands or ultimatum. And her name is Kai’Sa, and [00:00:30] I’ll put up a picture of her here. Very cute. Simone thinks she looks like a, one of those robot Chinese girls, right? [00:00:37] Like the robot sex dolls. In [00:00:38] Simone Collins: a good way. In a good…","meta_description":"Asmongold has a girlfriend — and she handed him a list of ultimatums. In this episode of Based Camp, Malcolm and Simone break down Kai’Sa’s demands (clean…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":3072,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/based-camp-simone-malcolm-collins-6378161/episodes/asmongold-got-an-ultimatum-from-his-gf-the-internet-is-largely-on-board/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/based-camp-simone-malcolm-collins-6378161/asmongold-got-an-ultimatum-from-his-gf-the-internet-is-largely-on-board.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}