{"podcast":{"title":"Ahh! You Scared Me","slug":"ahh-you-scared-me-7735436","podcast_index_feed_id":7735436,"rss_url":"https://media.rss.com/ahh-you-scared-me/feed.xml","website_url":"https://rss.com/podcasts/ahh-you-scared-me","image_url":"https://media.rss.com/ahh-you-scared-me/20260306_070306_b57bfba7d41d445b65f51ab6a35c1b9b.jpg","author":"Cha Productions","episode_count":15,"summary":"Welcome to Ahh You Scared Me! Join old school friends Mike Woodhams and Katie Long as they dive headfirst into the dark, the grizzly, and the occasionally ridiculous world of horror cinema. Whether it’s the bone-chilling dread of Hereditary , the gore-soaked puzzles of Saw , or the... questionable physics of Sharknado , Mike and Katie are here to break it down so you don’t have to watch it alone. From cult classics to B-movie madness, Ahh You Scared Me is the perfect companion for horror buffs and scaredy-cats alike. Grab your popcorn, lock the doors, and let’s get spooky.","last_synced_at":"2026-07-14T12:19:47.114831+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/ahh-you-scared-me-7735436"},"episode":{"title":"Snow Place To Hide: Assimilating The Thing","slug":"snow-place-to-hide-assimilating-the-thing","published_at":"2026-05-27T01:44:21+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/ahh-you-scared-me-7735436/snow-place-to-hide-assimilating-the-thing","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/ahh-you-scared-me-7735436","url":"https://rss.com/podcasts/ahh-you-scared-me/2861449","audio_url":"https://content.rss.com/episodes/373985/2861449/ahh-you-scared-me/2026_05_27_22_55_15_2a897d2c-386b-4b07-b35d-81fafc768347.mp3","summary":"In this spine-chilling yet hilarious episode of Ahh! You Scared Me , Mike and Katie brave the sub-zero temperatures of Antarctica to review John Carpenter’s 1982 sci-fi horror masterpiece, The Thing . Starring a rugged, beard-heavy Kurt Russell and featuring some of the most jaw-dropping practical special effects in cinematic history, this film redefines the fear of isolation, paranoia, and body horror. From calculating exactly how long it would take the alien parasite to infect the global population to questioning why there are no women, the duo breaks down why this cult classic still gives us the creeps. Hosts: Mike Woodhams and Katie Long Director: John Carpenter Cast: Kurt Russell, Wilford Brimley, Keith David Podcast Segments AI Script Time: Mike and Katie perform another terrifyingly clunky AI-generated script. This week, things get intense in the generator room as the character Martin experiences a very peculiar technical issue with his \"flamethrower.\" Thing or Human?: Mike puts Katie's real-life biology knowledge to the test. Can she successfully differentiate between actual bizarre medical anomalies and fictional monstrosities? The Scare-o-meter: The hosts rate The Thing itself on a scale of 1 to 10 based on pure nightmare fuel, special effects, and its overall ability to make you completely lose trust in your closest friends. Why Did They Do That?: Mike and Katie question the characters' survival strategies, the extreme overuse of dynamite, and the logistics of sharing a single blade for a blood test. Connect With Us Social Media: Follow us on Instagram and Facebook @AhhYouScaredMePodcast Email: ahhyouscaredmepodcast@gmail.com Next Week: We're uncovering secrets down the block as we dive into the 2012 psychological thriller House at the End of the Street , st…","meta_description":"In this spine-chilling yet hilarious episode of Ahh! You Scared Me , Mike and Katie brave the sub-zero temperatures of Antarctica to review John Carpenter…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":3580,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/ahh-you-scared-me-7735436/episodes/snow-place-to-hide-assimilating-the-thing/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/ahh-you-scared-me-7735436/snow-place-to-hide-assimilating-the-thing.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}