{"podcast":{"title":"Adrians Lifestyle","slug":"adrians-lifestyle-7798198","podcast_index_feed_id":7798198,"rss_url":"https://blurt.media/feeds/videos.xml?videoChannelId=1503","website_url":"https://blurt.media/c/adrianslifestyle/videos","image_url":"https://blurt.media/client/assets/images/icons/icon-96x96.png","author":"Khing Addy","episode_count":20,"summary":"my channel info..","last_synced_at":"2026-09-17T10:19:25.123752+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/adrians-lifestyle-7798198"},"episode":{"title":"11-0 in div 9?? bro that's not even fair 😂 (CAUSE I BULLIED THEM)😂💔","slug":"11-0-in-div-9-bro-that-s-not-even-fair-cause-i-bullied-them","published_at":"2026-07-02T23:59:33+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/adrians-lifestyle-7798198/11-0-in-div-9-bro-that-s-not-even-fair-cause-i-bullied-them","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/adrians-lifestyle-7798198","url":"https://blurt.media/w/7yhR3Jxg8ejG2A2ugYf2CT","audio_url":"https://blurt.media/static/streaming-playlists/hls/3519039b-b2ec-4bd5-8ea4-c00eb335590f/bbfc3d62-4a43-4d44-8c59-5e5f622d1057-888-fragmented.mp4","summary":"man it's been ages since I last played division. badminton has been eating up all my time with school and training so efootball was just collecting dust. but today I was bored and figured let me just hop on for one match, see if I still got it. got matched with some other div 9 guy and I was already expecting to get smacked because I’m rusty as hell. first whistle goes and within 2 minutes I could tell... yeah he’s not the same level today. felt like I was playing against a bot on beginner 😭 the craziest thing was nothing missed. I mean it. I’d take the ball, do 3 passes, goal. counter attack, goal. corner, goal. it just kept going. I wasn’t even trying to embarrass him I swear, but 3-0 then 6-0 then suddenly it’s 10-0 and I’m just sitting there laughing like what is happening. my hands were actually warm from tapping so fast and every shot I took was going in. you could see he was tilted but I couldn’t even slow down, the game was just moving on its own. and lamine yamal?? he cooked. hat trick by himself. even my cm scored which never happens 😂 when your defensive mid is on the scoresheet you know it’s that kind of game. everything I touched turned to gold. by 13 I was just passing it around the back to waste time and be respectful. final whistle came and I just stared at the screen like... bro. haven’t played division in so long and my first game back is a 13-0. I’ll take it. badminton is still my main thing but maybe I’ll sneak in a few more games now. you still on efootball or you’ve quit like everyone else? Thanks for visiting","meta_description":"man it's been ages since I last played division. badminton has been eating up all my time with school and training so efootball was just collecting dust.…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":52,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/adrians-lifestyle-7798198/episodes/11-0-in-div-9-bro-that-s-not-even-fair-cause-i-bullied-them/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/adrians-lifestyle-7798198/11-0-in-div-9-bro-that-s-not-even-fair-cause-i-bullied-them.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}