{"podcast":{"title":"Absolutely Not","slug":"absolutely-not-17698","podcast_index_feed_id":17698,"rss_url":"https://rss.art19.com/absolutely-not","website_url":"https://art19.com/shows/absolutely-not","image_url":"https://content.production.cdn.art19.com/images/63/07/a9/cf/6307a9cf-0c0f-43c7-b79e-ee8de04546b6/02ca6c4e8380444d9386b56bb0f0b77da0a630c3375ccaf9e100099ed1f87b1def998af859d7d79300bc899c04ae065de5b95eeec78b313d7bf08dbf2a1934ba.jpeg","author":"Dear Media","episode_count":389,"summary":"\"Absolutely not\" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say \"Absolutely NOT-Line\" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments.","last_synced_at":"2026-06-17T16:21:01.793856+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/absolutely-not-17698"},"episode":{"title":"Well Endowed with Vivian Tu","slug":"well-endowed-with-vivian-tu","published_at":"2026-02-25T08:00:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/absolutely-not-17698/well-endowed-with-vivian-tu","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/absolutely-not-17698","url":"https://claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/arttrk.com/p/DM22A/pdst.fm/e/mgln.ai/e/369/prfx.byspotify.com/e/swap.fm/track/rMcaufTTUA0ts8Gfif7m/rss.art19.com/episodes/7429b2f1-7da8-4ade-94ea-65d40e40d62c.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0","audio_url":"https://claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/arttrk.com/p/DM22A/pdst.fm/e/mgln.ai/e/369/prfx.byspotify.com/e/swap.fm/track/rMcaufTTUA0ts8Gfif7m/rss.art19.com/episodes/7429b2f1-7da8-4ade-94ea-65d40e40d62c.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0","summary":"On this episode, Heather welcomes back your rich BFF, Vivian Tu, back to the pod.  She is ready for all of you to be well-endowed, but wants you to make sure you don’t fall for the traps of online marketing.  Vivian wants you to ask yourself- are you buying the thing or the feeling? Heather goes to her threads to ask Vivian what the people have questions about.  Episode Sponsors: Refresh your wardrobe with Quince. Go to Quince.com/absolutely for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada, too. For a limited time, Prolon is offering Absolutely Not listeners 15% off sitewide plus a $40 bonus gift when you subscribe to their 5-Day Program! Just visit ProlonLife.com/absolutely to claim your 15% discount and your bonus gift. If you want clearer insight into your health, go to ForHers.com and schedule your labs today. Get organized, refreshed, and back on track this new year for WAY less. Head to Wayfair.com right now to shop all things home. Wayfair. Every style. Every home.  Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by  Dear Media . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .","meta_description":"On this episode, Heather welcomes back your rich BFF, Vivian Tu, back to the pod. She is ready for all of you to be well-endowed, but wants you to m…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":3105,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/absolutely-not-17698/episodes/well-endowed-with-vivian-tu/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/absolutely-not-17698/well-endowed-with-vivian-tu.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}