{"podcast":{"title":"Absolutely Not","slug":"absolutely-not-17698","podcast_index_feed_id":17698,"rss_url":"https://rss.art19.com/absolutely-not","website_url":"https://art19.com/shows/absolutely-not","image_url":"https://content.production.cdn.art19.com/images/63/07/a9/cf/6307a9cf-0c0f-43c7-b79e-ee8de04546b6/02ca6c4e8380444d9386b56bb0f0b77da0a630c3375ccaf9e100099ed1f87b1def998af859d7d79300bc899c04ae065de5b95eeec78b313d7bf08dbf2a1934ba.jpeg","author":"Dear Media","episode_count":389,"summary":"\"Absolutely not\" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say \"Absolutely NOT-Line\" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments.","last_synced_at":"2026-06-17T16:21:01.793856+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/absolutely-not-17698"},"episode":{"title":"We’ll Cry In June","slug":"we-ll-cry-in-june","published_at":"2026-04-29T07:00:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/absolutely-not-17698/we-ll-cry-in-june","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/absolutely-not-17698","url":"https://claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/arttrk.com/p/DM22A/pdst.fm/e/mgln.ai/e/369/prfx.byspotify.com/e/swap.fm/track/rMcaufTTUA0ts8Gfif7m/rss.art19.com/episodes/00a43812-b325-465f-bf1f-31f4d5e5aeaa.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0","audio_url":"https://claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/arttrk.com/p/DM22A/pdst.fm/e/mgln.ai/e/369/prfx.byspotify.com/e/swap.fm/track/rMcaufTTUA0ts8Gfif7m/rss.art19.com/episodes/00a43812-b325-465f-bf1f-31f4d5e5aeaa.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0","summary":"On this episode, Heather is in full overstimulation mode as she juggles work chaos, no WiFi, and a rogue bird. She explains why “we’ll cry in June” has become her current life motto and is ready to launch a full investigation into the missing scientists. She then gets to your calls about birth conspiracies, offline shopping problems, and frat formals. Episode Sponsors: Head to Biologica.com/ABSOLUTELY to take their Quick Hormonal Life Stage Quiz to find the formula that’s right for you. And right now, subscribers can receive up to 32% off their purchase. Get 15% off Branch Basics with the code ABSOLUTELY at https://branchbasics.com/ABSOLUTELY #branchbasicspod Visit yasso.com/ABSOLUTELY to enter and upgrade your freezer! Find full giveaway details, rules, and regulations. Yasso awarded as product coupons. No purch necessary. Open to 50 US/DC, 18+. Ends 11:59pm ET 4/30. Rules: yasso.com/ABSOLUTELY   Download Polymarket. Now available in the United States. More markets are coming every day…so be the first to trade on them using code absolutely - and get $20 free upon deposit.   Start your new morning ritual & get up to 43% off your @MUDWTR with code ABSOLUTELY at mudwtr.com/ABSOLUTELY ! #mudwtrpod Lululemon does limited color runs, so when those new styles drop every Tuesday, they go fast. You don't wanna wait. If it's not for you, lululemon offers free returns, no risk. That's lululemon.com . Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by  Dear Media . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/priv…","meta_description":"On this episode, Heather is in full overstimulation mode as she juggles work chaos, no WiFi, and a rogue bird. She explains why “we’ll cry in June” has be…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":4586,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/absolutely-not-17698/episodes/we-ll-cry-in-june/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/absolutely-not-17698/we-ll-cry-in-june.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}