{"podcast":{"title":"Absolutely Not","slug":"absolutely-not-17698","podcast_index_feed_id":17698,"rss_url":"https://rss.art19.com/absolutely-not","website_url":"https://art19.com/shows/absolutely-not","image_url":"https://content.production.cdn.art19.com/images/63/07/a9/cf/6307a9cf-0c0f-43c7-b79e-ee8de04546b6/02ca6c4e8380444d9386b56bb0f0b77da0a630c3375ccaf9e100099ed1f87b1def998af859d7d79300bc899c04ae065de5b95eeec78b313d7bf08dbf2a1934ba.jpeg","author":"Dear Media","episode_count":389,"summary":"\"Absolutely not\" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say \"Absolutely NOT-Line\" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments.","last_synced_at":"2026-06-17T16:21:01.793856+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/absolutely-not-17698"},"episode":{"title":"Replay: Princess of Peace","slug":"replay-princess-of-peace","published_at":"2026-03-13T07:00:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/absolutely-not-17698/replay-princess-of-peace","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/absolutely-not-17698","url":"https://claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/arttrk.com/p/DM22A/pdst.fm/e/mgln.ai/e/369/prfx.byspotify.com/e/swap.fm/track/rMcaufTTUA0ts8Gfif7m/rss.art19.com/episodes/9a352d98-6e21-4c5b-8989-6584bab3171d.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0","audio_url":"https://claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/arttrk.com/p/DM22A/pdst.fm/e/mgln.ai/e/369/prfx.byspotify.com/e/swap.fm/track/rMcaufTTUA0ts8Gfif7m/rss.art19.com/episodes/9a352d98-6e21-4c5b-8989-6584bab3171d.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0","summary":"On this episode from March 9, 2022, we hear Heather go on a real tear about International Women's Day. Coming off of a great weekend in Albany slinging jokes on tour, she's back with attitude and some Heather health advice (we all know she is not a Dr., but wears a short white coat). Heather also takes voicemails from the hotline. Episode Sponsors: Visit ProlonLife.com/absolutely to claim your 15% discount and your bonus gift. Find Kahlúa Dunkin Caramel Swirl at retailers nationwide, including Walmart, Total Wine, Albertsons, Kroger, Ralphs, Safeway, BevMo, Publix, and more. Must be 21 or older to purchase. Please drink responsibly. For additional information, visit Kahlua.com and follow @Kahlua on Instagram. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by  Dear Media . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .","meta_description":"On this episode from March 9, 2022, we hear Heather go on a real tear about International Women's Day. Coming off of a great weekend in Albany slinging jo…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":2939,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/absolutely-not-17698/episodes/replay-princess-of-peace/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/absolutely-not-17698/replay-princess-of-peace.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}