{"podcast":{"title":"Absolutely Not","slug":"absolutely-not-17698","podcast_index_feed_id":17698,"rss_url":"https://rss.art19.com/absolutely-not","website_url":"https://art19.com/shows/absolutely-not","image_url":"https://content.production.cdn.art19.com/images/63/07/a9/cf/6307a9cf-0c0f-43c7-b79e-ee8de04546b6/02ca6c4e8380444d9386b56bb0f0b77da0a630c3375ccaf9e100099ed1f87b1def998af859d7d79300bc899c04ae065de5b95eeec78b313d7bf08dbf2a1934ba.jpeg","author":"Dear Media","episode_count":389,"summary":"\"Absolutely not\" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say \"Absolutely NOT-Line\" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments.","last_synced_at":"2026-06-17T16:21:01.793856+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/absolutely-not-17698"},"episode":{"title":"Replay: Master Scammers Part 2 with Raymond Padilla","slug":"replay-master-scammers-part-2-with-raymond-padilla","published_at":"2026-04-10T07:00:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/absolutely-not-17698/replay-master-scammers-part-2-with-raymond-padilla","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/absolutely-not-17698","url":"https://claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/arttrk.com/p/DM22A/pdst.fm/e/mgln.ai/e/369/prfx.byspotify.com/e/swap.fm/track/rMcaufTTUA0ts8Gfif7m/rss.art19.com/episodes/787a9d60-a227-444d-ba45-0eb8b1b7b6b8.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0","audio_url":"https://claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/arttrk.com/p/DM22A/pdst.fm/e/mgln.ai/e/369/prfx.byspotify.com/e/swap.fm/track/rMcaufTTUA0ts8Gfif7m/rss.art19.com/episodes/787a9d60-a227-444d-ba45-0eb8b1b7b6b8.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0","summary":"In honor of Masters Week, we are replaying a 2023 episode where we join Heather as she sits down with the ultimate scammer, Raymond.  We discuss how they scammed their way into the Masters tournament, yet again. It is an in-depth observation into the golf world that rarely few people get to see. They get into just how much merch they bought, how swollen their feet were and how many azaleas they really drank! Episode Sponsors: Yasso awarded as product coupons. No purch necessary. Open to 50 US/DC, 18+. Ends 11:59pm ET 4/30. Rules: Yasso.com/ABSOLUTELY  Right now, Merit Beauty is offering our listeners their Signature Makeup Bag with your first order at meritbeauty.com . Learn more about Camp Unwritten under Limited-Time Offers at  experiences.hyatt.com . Ready to do your own spring reset? Join Thrive Market with my link ThriveMarket.com/ABSOLUTELY for $20 off your first three orders plus you’ll get a FREE $60 gift. Sign up now and Acorns will boost your new account with a $5 bonus investment. Join the over 14 million all-time customers who have already saved and invested over $27 billion dollars with Acorns. Head to acorns.com/absolutely or download the Acorns app to get started. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by  Dear Media . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .","meta_description":"In honor of Masters Week, we are replaying a 2023 episode where we join Heather as she sits down with the ultimate scammer, Raymond. We discuss how…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":3188,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/absolutely-not-17698/episodes/replay-master-scammers-part-2-with-raymond-padilla/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/absolutely-not-17698/replay-master-scammers-part-2-with-raymond-padilla.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}