{"podcast":{"title":"Absolutely Not","slug":"absolutely-not-17698","podcast_index_feed_id":17698,"rss_url":"https://rss.art19.com/absolutely-not","website_url":"https://art19.com/shows/absolutely-not","image_url":"https://content.production.cdn.art19.com/images/63/07/a9/cf/6307a9cf-0c0f-43c7-b79e-ee8de04546b6/02ca6c4e8380444d9386b56bb0f0b77da0a630c3375ccaf9e100099ed1f87b1def998af859d7d79300bc899c04ae065de5b95eeec78b313d7bf08dbf2a1934ba.jpeg","author":"Dear Media","episode_count":389,"summary":"\"Absolutely not\" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say \"Absolutely NOT-Line\" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments.","last_synced_at":"2026-06-17T16:21:01.793856+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/absolutely-not-17698"},"episode":{"title":"F*ck Yo Couch","slug":"f-ck-yo-couch","published_at":"2026-05-20T07:00:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/absolutely-not-17698/f-ck-yo-couch","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/absolutely-not-17698","url":"https://claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/arttrk.com/p/DM22A/pdst.fm/e/mgln.ai/e/369/prfx.byspotify.com/e/swap.fm/track/rMcaufTTUA0ts8Gfif7m/rss.art19.com/episodes/f9c6ef24-ab0b-4fc6-9ed2-3e0dc958c9cd.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0","audio_url":"https://claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/arttrk.com/p/DM22A/pdst.fm/e/mgln.ai/e/369/prfx.byspotify.com/e/swap.fm/track/rMcaufTTUA0ts8Gfif7m/rss.art19.com/episodes/f9c6ef24-ab0b-4fc6-9ed2-3e0dc958c9cd.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0","summary":"On this episode, Heather is coming to you from the new NYC Dear Media studios.  Fresh off the heels of Netflix is a Joke, she has some explaining to do about her show in LA. She got to see friends and foes alike! We get voicemails from women buying $20 panties and girlies having a cruise reunion at the special taping. Episode Sponsors: Head to https://www.squarespace.com/absolutely to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code absolutely. For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you visit Nutrafol.com and enter promo code ABSOLUTELYNOT. Ready for your own reset? For a limited time, Prolon is offering Absolutely Not listeners 15% off sitewide plus a $40 bonus gift when you subscribe to their 5-Day Program! Just visit ProlonLife.com/absolutely to claim your 15% discount and your bonus gift. Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/ABSOLUTELY ! #honeylovepod Visit www.vivrelle.com and use code ABSOLUTELY for your first month free Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .","meta_description":"On this episode, Heather is coming to you from the new NYC Dear Media studios. Fresh off the heels of Netflix is a Joke, she has some explaining to…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":2980,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/absolutely-not-17698/episodes/f-ck-yo-couch/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/absolutely-not-17698/f-ck-yo-couch.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}