{"podcast":{"title":"A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan","slug":"a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-520207","podcast_index_feed_id":520207,"rss_url":"https://amediocretime.libsyn.com/rss","website_url":"http://www.tomanddan.com","image_url":"https://static.libsyn.com/p/assets/9/d/7/5/9d757a257a7e050327a2322813b393ee/AMT-2022-20220513-dcw6tvlvvm.png","author":"Tom Vann & Dan Dennis","episode_count":100,"summary":"Tom and Dan were once sitting in a hotel room in Daytona Beach, Florida where the air-condition didn't work, they were out of beer, and the cable only had 2 channels that came in static free. One of their friends suggested that they leave and attempt to find something better to do to which Dan replied \"Why would we want to ruin a mediocre time?\" If you were to ask \"Tom and Dan\" what the meaning of life is, they might tell you that there is none. Born from a feeling that nothing in life truly matters and that for the most part we're all surrounded by scumbags, \"Tom and Dan\" figured out that there's only one true constant in life; laughter. How did they come to that conclusion? It's all they have. You see, just like the mass majority of us, \"T & D\" have day jobs and it was at said day job where they cued in on the fact that some of the greatest laughs came at the end of the day. There's just something about the relaxed feeling of knowing that you have very little time left at work to put in. Maybe it's the \"punch drunkenness\" of still being at work; no one is quite sure. There they sat in their office, the door shut to their co-workers and management, only making each other laugh to…","last_synced_at":null,"page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-520207"},"episode":{"title":"911 - Crumpling or Folding with Ross & Sam","slug":"911-crumpling-or-folding-with-ross-sam","published_at":"2026-04-10T20:02:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-520207/911-crumpling-or-folding-with-ross-sam","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-520207","url":"https://amediocretime.libsyn.com/911-crumpling-or-folding-with-ross-sam","audio_url":"https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/amediocretime/911-CrumplingorFoldingwithRossSam-FIN.mp3?dest-id=14306","summary":"* Medical marijuana licensing via BudDocs with one visit then telehealth renewals * 7 month renewals handled by email or text with quick online payment * Same day approval and dispensary access * Florida dispensary deals and first time discounts up to about 60 percent * Cannabis products include vapes pills oral and flower * Friday Free Show with Ross and Sam * Battery toy dog from 1985 South Korea later copied by China * Toy barks walks flips now about 20 dollars * IP theft discussion and impact on creators * BDM Appreciation Week and party push * Joke about faking BDM proof with screenshots * Studio banter and system jokes * Weight loss comments and awkward compliments * BDM perks include extra weekly show for 12 plus years * BDM Facebook group low conflict no politics community * Group helps boost posts votes and member causes * Example helping kids contest with mass voting * Joke about multi level kid marketing * Sponsor roll call multiple brands * Sam knee injury jumping off truck hitch * Gender dynamics strong woman vs chivalry * Compliments vs inappropriate comments * HOA conflict setup and chaotic Zoom meetings * HOA fees dues and poor communication * Legal cases and risk of special assessments * Florida condo crisis context and regulations * Extreme assessments trapping owners * Murder in neighborhood discovered after fact * Lawsuit against HOA for negligence and wrongful death * Insurance refusing coverage for violence * HOA lack of transparency and meeting issues * Debate over lighting rules and enforcement * Resident frustration and board hostility * Protest joke ideas and neighbor feud stories * Muppet themed burlesque show at Hourglass Brewing * Burlesque as art comedy and nudity mix * Jury Duty style hidden camera show concept * Dog birthday party cultur…","meta_description":"* Medical marijuana licensing via BudDocs with one visit then telehealth renewals * 7 month renewals handled by email or text with quick online payment *…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":9327,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-520207/episodes/911-crumpling-or-folding-with-ross-sam/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-520207/911-crumpling-or-folding-with-ross-sam.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}