{"podcast":{"title":"A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan","slug":"a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-520207","podcast_index_feed_id":520207,"rss_url":"https://amediocretime.libsyn.com/rss","website_url":"http://www.tomanddan.com","image_url":"https://static.libsyn.com/p/assets/9/d/7/5/9d757a257a7e050327a2322813b393ee/AMT-2022-20220513-dcw6tvlvvm.png","author":"Tom Vann & Dan Dennis","episode_count":100,"summary":"Tom and Dan were once sitting in a hotel room in Daytona Beach, Florida where the air-condition didn't work, they were out of beer, and the cable only had 2 channels that came in static free. One of their friends suggested that they leave and attempt to find something better to do to which Dan replied \"Why would we want to ruin a mediocre time?\" If you were to ask \"Tom and Dan\" what the meaning of life is, they might tell you that there is none. Born from a feeling that nothing in life truly matters and that for the most part we're all surrounded by scumbags, \"Tom and Dan\" figured out that there's only one true constant in life; laughter. How did they come to that conclusion? It's all they have. You see, just like the mass majority of us, \"T & D\" have day jobs and it was at said day job where they cued in on the fact that some of the greatest laughs came at the end of the day. There's just something about the relaxed feeling of knowing that you have very little time left at work to put in. Maybe it's the \"punch drunkenness\" of still being at work; no one is quite sure. There they sat in their office, the door shut to their co-workers and management, only making each other laugh to…","last_synced_at":null,"page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-520207"},"episode":{"title":"910 - Juke It Like A Bull For Turdstile","slug":"910-juke-it-like-a-bull-for-turdstile","published_at":"2026-04-03T20:31:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-520207/910-juke-it-like-a-bull-for-turdstile","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-520207","url":"https://amediocretime.libsyn.com/910-juke-it-like-a-bull-for-turdstile","audio_url":"https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/amediocretime/910-JukeItLikeABullForTurdstile-FIN.mp3?dest-id=14306","summary":"* Jeffs Bagel Run garlic bread bagel blowing up in Bagel Madness * Huge variety of bagels and spreads, family friendly go to spot * Salt bagel with buffalo cream cheese as a standout combo * Bagel boxes at work instantly boost your social ranking * Expansion across Florida with app signup free bagel promo * BDM Appreciation Week tie in with free bagel giveaway * Debate on podcast intros, comfort of routine vs jumping in * Older episodes had heavier reverb and different audio feel * Payphone microphone prop added purely for comedy * BDM Appreciation Party April 11 with family duo theme * Jeff Howell and Casey Howell live music set * Juggling Jacks mother daughter act with poodles and props * Outdoor setup with pinball machines and fundraiser tables * Event is kid friendly but still classic chaotic T and D energy * Tiger Woods crash body cam footage and police interaction * Claim he was talking to the president during arrest * Debate if powerful people still avoid real consequences * Past stories of getting let off vs modern strict procedures * Body cams and social media killing police discretion * Sobriety tests used to build cases not prove innocence * HGN eye test explained as key DUI indicator * DUI outcomes depend heavily on money and legal help * Mo Dewitt sponsorship, VIP perks, and Mini Masters plug * Danger Brains branding, why visuals matter for small business * Bad logos and clip art instantly hurt customer trust * Turnstile as one of the biggest modern hardcore bands * Songs Blackout and Holiday pushing crossover success * Ex guitarist Brady Hebert arrested after violent incident * Drove car into singers father outside family home * Pattern of instability, drugs, and burning bridges * Discussion on how you would dodge an oncoming car * Wild stunt filming stor…","meta_description":"* Jeffs Bagel Run garlic bread bagel blowing up in Bagel Madness * Huge variety of bagels and spreads, family friendly go to spot * Salt bagel with buffal…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":8006,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-520207/episodes/910-juke-it-like-a-bull-for-turdstile/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-520207/910-juke-it-like-a-bull-for-turdstile.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}