{"podcast":{"title":"2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer","slug":"2-bears-1-cave-with-tom-segura-bert-kreischer-505974","podcast_index_feed_id":505974,"rss_url":"https://feeds.megaphone.fm/YMH8516456556","website_url":"https://ymhstudios.com","image_url":"https://megaphone.imgix.net/podcasts/e9f18e7c-99ee-11ee-808c-53c3935fe2f7/image/12232943fedc41254a681e834b28ede1.jpg?ixlib=rails-4.3.1&max-w=3000&max-h=3000&fit=crop&auto=format,compress","author":"2 Bears 1 Cave","episode_count":330,"summary":"Comedian best friends Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer get together in the bear cave at YMH Studios to do what bears do: make each other laugh.","last_synced_at":null,"page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/2-bears-1-cave-with-tom-segura-bert-kreischer-505974"},"episode":{"title":"Tom and Bert's Favorite OF Submissions | 2 Bears, 1 Cave","slug":"tom-and-bert-s-favorite-of-submissions-2-bears-1-cave","published_at":"2025-10-06T12:00:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/2-bears-1-cave-with-tom-segura-bert-kreischer-505974/tom-and-bert-s-favorite-of-submissions-2-bears-1-cave","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/2-bears-1-cave-with-tom-segura-bert-kreischer-505974","url":"https://pdst.fm/e/pscrb.fm/rss/p/pfx.vpixl.com/u8u9X/clrtpod.com/m/mgln.ai/e/1118/arttrk.com/p/YMH00/traffic.megaphone.fm/YMH5698960819.mp3?updated=1759713526","audio_url":"https://pdst.fm/e/pscrb.fm/rss/p/pfx.vpixl.com/u8u9X/clrtpod.com/m/mgln.ai/e/1118/arttrk.com/p/YMH00/traffic.megaphone.fm/YMH5698960819.mp3?updated=1759713526","summary":"Attention Hanover, MD! Tommy Buns is coming to The Hall At Live! Casino, Sunday, October 19. Get tickets now at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: - As always, get your first month of BlueChew FREE Just use promo code BEARS at checkout and pay five bucks for shipping. https://bluechew.com -Sponsored by BetterHelp. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at https://betterhelp.com/bears - Download the CFO’s Guide to AI and Machine Learning for FREE at https://NetSuite.com/BEARS. This week, Bert and Tom dive headfirst into the weirdest brain rot rabbit holes yet — from testing out VR porn (\"you can see her fillings!\") to auditioning more OnlyFans submissions, one of which that includes… a unique Por Osos bottle cameo. The Bears also pitch a business idea for a grown-man “locker room,” debate how Bert's woke daughters compare to Tom's redneck sons, and discover the world’s wildest dogs and cats. Plus: Jelly Roll’s 5K transformation, Savannah cats that look like mini-lions, and Bert’s desperate plan to sneak another puppy past Leanne. It’s sex robots, freeze porn, fat-to-fit inspiration, and pet chaos all rolled into one classic 2 Bears, 1 Cave mess. 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 309 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:22 - Jimmy Kimmel and Tylenol 00:08:17 - New Interest 00:15:54 - What The Kids Are Into 00:27:48 - The Bears Draft A Prospect 00:38:32 - The Locker Room Experience 00:46:18 - Jelly Roll 00:52:10 - Cane Corso vs. Dogo Argentino vs. Savannah Cat 01:01:14 - Wrap Up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices","meta_description":"Attention Hanover, MD! Tommy Buns is coming to The Hall At Live! Casino, Sunday, October 19. Get tickets now at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: - As…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":3961,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/2-bears-1-cave-with-tom-segura-bert-kreischer-505974/episodes/tom-and-bert-s-favorite-of-submissions-2-bears-1-cave/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/2-bears-1-cave-with-tom-segura-bert-kreischer-505974/tom-and-bert-s-favorite-of-submissions-2-bears-1-cave.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}