{"podcast":{"title":"2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer","slug":"2-bears-1-cave-with-tom-segura-bert-kreischer-505974","podcast_index_feed_id":505974,"rss_url":"https://feeds.megaphone.fm/YMH8516456556","website_url":"https://ymhstudios.com","image_url":"https://megaphone.imgix.net/podcasts/e9f18e7c-99ee-11ee-808c-53c3935fe2f7/image/12232943fedc41254a681e834b28ede1.jpg?ixlib=rails-4.3.1&max-w=3000&max-h=3000&fit=crop&auto=format,compress","author":"2 Bears 1 Cave","episode_count":330,"summary":"Comedian best friends Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer get together in the bear cave at YMH Studios to do what bears do: make each other laugh.","last_synced_at":null,"page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/2-bears-1-cave-with-tom-segura-bert-kreischer-505974"},"episode":{"title":"The End Of Humanity | 2 Bears, 1 Cave","slug":"the-end-of-humanity-2-bears-1-cave","published_at":"2026-01-12T13:00:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/2-bears-1-cave-with-tom-segura-bert-kreischer-505974/the-end-of-humanity-2-bears-1-cave","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/2-bears-1-cave-with-tom-segura-bert-kreischer-505974","url":"https://pdst.fm/e/pscrb.fm/rss/p/pfx.vpixl.com/u8u9X/clrtpod.com/m/mgln.ai/e/1118/arttrk.com/p/YMH00/traffic.megaphone.fm/YMH3454296221.mp3?updated=1768178331","audio_url":"https://pdst.fm/e/pscrb.fm/rss/p/pfx.vpixl.com/u8u9X/clrtpod.com/m/mgln.ai/e/1118/arttrk.com/p/YMH00/traffic.megaphone.fm/YMH3454296221.mp3?updated=1768178331","summary":"SPONSORS: - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/bears or through my promo code BEARS. - Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/BEARS. Application times may vary. Rates may vary. - Sponsored by BetterHelp. BetterHelp makes it easy to get matched online with a qualified therapist. Sign up and get 10% off at https://BetterHelp.com/bears - Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/bears The OG Bears are back on this absolutely unhinged episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura dive headfirst into VR porn disasters, accidental virtual orgies, and the terrifying realization that Oculus might actually be ending humanity. Bert recounts a weekend alone that spirals into nine virtual orgies, soul-stealing eye contact, and panic-induced controller fumbling in a pitch-black room. The Bears also unpack loneliness, online hate comments, incel psychology, and how social media gives angry dudes a place to scream just to feel noticed. From there, things somehow get deeper: wealth guilt, excess consumption, purging hundreds of shoes and jackets, Mounjaro weight loss, beating Jelly Roll in the next 2 Bears 5K, parenting chaos, friendship evolution, Jake Paul as a “god,” and why success is always part luck. Enjoy the Bears while they're here. https://www.instagram.com/stavvybaby2 https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 323 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Gambling Problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER. New York: call 8778- HOPENY or text HOPENY. Connecticut: call 888-789-7777 or vi…","meta_description":"SPONSORS: - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/bears or through my…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":3783,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/2-bears-1-cave-with-tom-segura-bert-kreischer-505974/episodes/the-end-of-humanity-2-bears-1-cave/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/2-bears-1-cave-with-tom-segura-bert-kreischer-505974/the-end-of-humanity-2-bears-1-cave.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}