{"podcast":{"title":"2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer","slug":"2-bears-1-cave-with-tom-segura-bert-kreischer-505974","podcast_index_feed_id":505974,"rss_url":"https://feeds.megaphone.fm/YMH8516456556","website_url":"https://ymhstudios.com","image_url":"https://megaphone.imgix.net/podcasts/e9f18e7c-99ee-11ee-808c-53c3935fe2f7/image/12232943fedc41254a681e834b28ede1.jpg?ixlib=rails-4.3.1&max-w=3000&max-h=3000&fit=crop&auto=format,compress","author":"2 Bears 1 Cave","episode_count":330,"summary":"Comedian best friends Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer get together in the bear cave at YMH Studios to do what bears do: make each other laugh.","last_synced_at":null,"page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/2-bears-1-cave-with-tom-segura-bert-kreischer-505974"},"episode":{"title":"The Bears Go Up In Smoke | 2 Bears, 1 Cave","slug":"the-bears-go-up-in-smoke-2-bears-1-cave","published_at":"2026-05-04T12:00:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/2-bears-1-cave-with-tom-segura-bert-kreischer-505974/the-bears-go-up-in-smoke-2-bears-1-cave","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/2-bears-1-cave-with-tom-segura-bert-kreischer-505974","url":"https://pdst.fm/e/pscrb.fm/rss/p/pfx.vpixl.com/u8u9X/clrtpod.com/m/mgln.ai/e/1118/arttrk.com/p/YMH00/traffic.megaphone.fm/YMH5433671660.mp3","audio_url":"https://pdst.fm/e/pscrb.fm/rss/p/pfx.vpixl.com/u8u9X/clrtpod.com/m/mgln.ai/e/1118/arttrk.com/p/YMH00/traffic.megaphone.fm/YMH5433671660.mp3","summary":"The End is here! Ari's new storytelling show is $5.99 per episode at https://theend.ymhstudios.com. There's a total of 7 episodes for you to enjoy! Check out Joe DeRosa's new podcast Vile and Horrendous Pull up a chair and listen to what Joe does best: piss and moan! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWvLI8xCAa0 SPONSORS: - Brought to you by BetterHelp. Sign up and get 10% off at https://betterhelp.com/bears. - Don’t let your mind get in the way of a good time. Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com - Get up to 60% off at https://Babbel.com/BEARS. - Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/bears - Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/BEARS. Application times may vary. Rates may vary. - Head to https://acorns.com/bears or download the Acorns app to get started. This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tim and Bart go up in smoke, sharing cigars together as they talk about whatever floats around in their collective heads. They talk about fat guy problems, before going into Tiger Woods' spiraling personal life. The Bears also walk down memory lane, comparing the infamous fat Bert pitching photo to one of him recently, and the drastic change is pretty staggering. They also unpack the text exchange between a student and the teacher sister of influencer Noah Beck, share some wild drug stories, and check out a clip of Doug Stanhope roasting a city council. Also the 2 Bears 5k is coming up! Hope you been training. 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 328 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:56 - Fat Guy Problems 00:09:23 - Tiger Woods & Cigars 00:21:23 - Pitching Fat Pictu…","meta_description":"The End is here! Ari's new storytelling show is $5.99 per episode at https://theend.ymhstudios.com. There's a total of 7 episodes for you to enjoy! Check…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":4583,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/2-bears-1-cave-with-tom-segura-bert-kreischer-505974/episodes/the-bears-go-up-in-smoke-2-bears-1-cave/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/2-bears-1-cave-with-tom-segura-bert-kreischer-505974/the-bears-go-up-in-smoke-2-bears-1-cave.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}