{"podcast":{"title":"2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer","slug":"2-bears-1-cave-with-tom-segura-bert-kreischer-505974","podcast_index_feed_id":505974,"rss_url":"https://feeds.megaphone.fm/YMH8516456556","website_url":"https://ymhstudios.com","image_url":"https://megaphone.imgix.net/podcasts/e9f18e7c-99ee-11ee-808c-53c3935fe2f7/image/12232943fedc41254a681e834b28ede1.jpg?ixlib=rails-4.3.1&max-w=3000&max-h=3000&fit=crop&auto=format,compress","author":"2 Bears 1 Cave","episode_count":330,"summary":"Comedian best friends Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer get together in the bear cave at YMH Studios to do what bears do: make each other laugh.","last_synced_at":null,"page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/2-bears-1-cave-with-tom-segura-bert-kreischer-505974"},"episode":{"title":"Chris & Stavvy Save Christmas! | 2 Bears, 1 Cave","slug":"chris-stavvy-save-christmas-2-bears-1-cave","published_at":"2025-12-22T13:00:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/2-bears-1-cave-with-tom-segura-bert-kreischer-505974/chris-stavvy-save-christmas-2-bears-1-cave","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/2-bears-1-cave-with-tom-segura-bert-kreischer-505974","url":"https://pdst.fm/e/pscrb.fm/rss/p/pfx.vpixl.com/u8u9X/clrtpod.com/m/mgln.ai/e/1118/arttrk.com/p/YMH00/traffic.megaphone.fm/YMH5056723204.mp3?updated=1766178423","audio_url":"https://pdst.fm/e/pscrb.fm/rss/p/pfx.vpixl.com/u8u9X/clrtpod.com/m/mgln.ai/e/1118/arttrk.com/p/YMH00/traffic.megaphone.fm/YMH5056723204.mp3?updated=1766178423","summary":"SPONSORS: - If you’re 21 or older, get 25% OFF your first order + free shipping @IndaCloud with code BEARS at https://inda.shop/BEARS! #indacloudpod - For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/BEARS. - Order a bottle of Por Osos and some killer merch online https://drinkporosos.com Merry Winter Bears-mas! Stavros Halkias and Chris Distefano take over 2 Bears 1 Cave while Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are away, and immediately turn it into a holiday fever dream. The Winter Bears dive into chaotic Christmas traditions, Jewish Christmas supremacy, family trauma, weight-loss delusion, wild childhood memories, and the politics of gift-giving. Along the way, they spiral into ancestry revelations, Oldboy-level revenge fantasies, questionable parenting strategies, croissant mukbangs, and an all-time debate over the perfect Christmas Chinese food order. Grab a pastry and strap in — this might be the most unhinged holiday episode in 2 Bears history. https://www.instagram.com/stavvybaby2 https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 320 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ https://www.stavvy.biz/ https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:57 - Revenge & Christmas Plans 00:06:57 - The Germans Always Make Good Stuff 00:16:33 - Perfect Holiday Dinner Conversations 00:23:38 - Are Greeks Whites? 00:30:40 - Let's Eat Some Tommy Bunz 00:33:35 - Christmas Gifts 00:44:09 - Greek Thieves, Bribing Kids, & Daddy Stavvy 00:52:17 - Favorite Chinese Food Order 00:59:00 - Living The NYC Dream 01:02:28 - Answering Some \"Fan\" Questions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices","meta_description":"SPONSORS: - If you’re 21 or older, get 25% OFF your first order + free shipping @IndaCloud with code BEARS at https://inda.shop/BEARS! #indacloudpod - For…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":4191,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/2-bears-1-cave-with-tom-segura-bert-kreischer-505974/episodes/chris-stavvy-save-christmas-2-bears-1-cave/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/2-bears-1-cave-with-tom-segura-bert-kreischer-505974/chris-stavvy-save-christmas-2-bears-1-cave.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}