{"podcast":{"title":"100% Eat","slug":"100-eat-99024","podcast_index_feed_id":99024,"rss_url":"https://feeds.megaphone.fm/facejam","website_url":"https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat","image_url":"https://megaphone.imgix.net/podcasts/2a6bf1a0-ff47-11e9-8af3-3308bdce0712/image/e56b790b6cb098d5f8c7f5198f83d6ad.jpg?ixlib=rails-4.3.1&max-w=3000&max-h=3000&fit=crop&auto=format,compress","author":"Striking Distance LLC","episode_count":396,"summary":"Welcome to 100% Eat, the show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it. You probably do. Formerly Face Jam, Our Heroes are flying the new banner of 100% Eat high. Are you 100% in?","last_synced_at":"2026-06-23T16:21:54.697876+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/100-eat-99024"},"episode":{"title":"We're in a CORNER and we're STUFFED %% Panera Bread Salad Stuffers","slug":"we-re-in-a-corner-and-we-re-stuffed-panera-bread-salad-stuffers","published_at":"2026-05-26T07:00:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/100-eat-99024/we-re-in-a-corner-and-we-re-stuffed-panera-bread-salad-stuffers","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/100-eat-99024","url":"https://youtu.be/lXDogpCtaZs","audio_url":"https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/pdst.fm/e/mgln.ai/e/94/claritaspod.com/measure/verifi.podscribe.com/rss/p/pfx.vpixl.com/j0JIg/traffic.megaphone.fm/STRIKINGDISTANCELLC1803548962.mp3","summary":"Our Heroes head to Panera to get absolutely stuffed... with salad. The Sauce Monkey is backed into a corner and he's lashing OUT. Don't get scratched or bit or shrieked at. Panera wasn't exactly wacky but there are specialized mice who are ready to fix our teeth. What? Support us and grab a shirt my boy https://100percenteat.storeIf you become a 100% Fan at ANY POINT in May, you may win the chance to be a cuck! Sign up now at Patreon.com/100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices","meta_description":"Our Heroes head to Panera to get absolutely stuffed... with salad. The Sauce Monkey is backed into a corner and he's lashing OUT. Don't get scratched or b…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":4412,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/100-eat-99024/episodes/we-re-in-a-corner-and-we-re-stuffed-panera-bread-salad-stuffers/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/100-eat-99024/we-re-in-a-corner-and-we-re-stuffed-panera-bread-salad-stuffers.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}