{"podcast":{"title":"100% Eat","slug":"100-eat-99024","podcast_index_feed_id":99024,"rss_url":"https://feeds.megaphone.fm/facejam","website_url":"https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat","image_url":"https://megaphone.imgix.net/podcasts/2a6bf1a0-ff47-11e9-8af3-3308bdce0712/image/e56b790b6cb098d5f8c7f5198f83d6ad.jpg?ixlib=rails-4.3.1&max-w=3000&max-h=3000&fit=crop&auto=format,compress","author":"Striking Distance LLC","episode_count":396,"summary":"Welcome to 100% Eat, the show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it. You probably do. Formerly Face Jam, Our Heroes are flying the new banner of 100% Eat high. Are you 100% in?","last_synced_at":"2026-06-23T16:21:54.697876+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/100-eat-99024"},"episode":{"title":"Graysie Text Race - Pizza Hut Ride Along","slug":"graysie-text-race-pizza-hut-ride-along","published_at":"2026-04-02T13:00:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/100-eat-99024/graysie-text-race-pizza-hut-ride-along","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/100-eat-99024","url":"https://youtu.be/939zsGDBJfI","audio_url":"https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/pdst.fm/e/mgln.ai/e/94/claritaspod.com/measure/verifi.podscribe.com/rss/p/pfx.vpixl.com/j0JIg/traffic.megaphone.fm/STRIKINGDISTANCELLC4675741032.mp3?updated=1775081184","summary":"Graysie needs to know we got the cinniminis. She messages back in record speed. Jordan could eat all 10 if he wanted to, Graysie couldn't though. She should hire Adam from Laser Team to beat him up, actually. These wings stink and these fries are weird. Check out that TALL shirt though. Get one at https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices","meta_description":"Graysie needs to know we got the cinniminis. She messages back in record speed. Jordan could eat all 10 if he wanted to, Graysie couldn't though. She shou…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":1147,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/100-eat-99024/episodes/graysie-text-race-pizza-hut-ride-along/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/100-eat-99024/graysie-text-race-pizza-hut-ride-along.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}