{"podcast":{"title":"100% Eat","slug":"100-eat-99024","podcast_index_feed_id":99024,"rss_url":"https://feeds.megaphone.fm/facejam","website_url":"https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat","image_url":"https://megaphone.imgix.net/podcasts/2a6bf1a0-ff47-11e9-8af3-3308bdce0712/image/e56b790b6cb098d5f8c7f5198f83d6ad.jpg?ixlib=rails-4.3.1&max-w=3000&max-h=3000&fit=crop&auto=format,compress","author":"Striking Distance LLC","episode_count":396,"summary":"Welcome to 100% Eat, the show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it. You probably do. Formerly Face Jam, Our Heroes are flying the new banner of 100% Eat high. Are you 100% in?","last_synced_at":"2026-06-23T16:21:54.697876+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/100-eat-99024"},"episode":{"title":"Crust-Lovers Died on the Crust %% Pizza Hut New Hut Crust","slug":"crust-lovers-died-on-the-crust-pizza-hut-new-hut-crust","published_at":"2026-03-31T07:00:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/100-eat-99024/crust-lovers-died-on-the-crust-pizza-hut-new-hut-crust","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/100-eat-99024","url":"https://youtu.be/Urd_UAHQRHU","audio_url":"https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/pdst.fm/e/mgln.ai/e/94/claritaspod.com/measure/verifi.podscribe.com/rss/p/pfx.vpixl.com/j0JIg/traffic.megaphone.fm/STRIKINGDISTANCELLC5913790068.mp3?updated=1774892179","summary":"Pizza Hut \"redid\" their crust. We don't believe it. It's got some seasoning. These crustlovers wouldn't know a good crust if it came up and kicked them. This place is more messed up than that looney tunes skunk, dude. Are you a Buster for Hut? Or are you a Buster for Lola? Bustin makes us feel good. New beanie, new magnet, & NEW SHIRT this FRIDAY! https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices","meta_description":"Pizza Hut \"redid\" their crust. We don't believe it. It's got some seasoning. These crustlovers wouldn't know a good crust if it came up and kicked them. T…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":4088,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/100-eat-99024/episodes/crust-lovers-died-on-the-crust-pizza-hut-new-hut-crust/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/100-eat-99024/crust-lovers-died-on-the-crust-pizza-hut-new-hut-crust.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}