# Gossip Girl: Never Been Marcused

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Podcast: [Your One And Only Source](https://stenobird.com/podcast/your-one-and-only-source-5345149)
Published: 2026-05-21T09:00:28+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/theprettylittlepodcast
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## Resource

Welcome back to Your One and Only Source, your one and only destination for all things Gossip Girl. Phoebe & Caroline are taking the Hamptons Jitney back to the Upper East Side, where they break down an NYC fever dream filled with fake royalty, secret affairs, Hamptons hookups, and Chuck Bass spiraling in designer scarves. Blair Waldorf is fully committed to her princess era with Lord Marcus — much to Chuck’s absolute psychological distress — while Serena and Dan attempt (and fail) to keep their reunion a secret for longer than five minutes. Meanwhile, Nate somehow gets even deeper into his scandalous affair with the Duchess, proving once again that no one on this show has ever made a good romantic decision. It’s jealousy, manipulation, lingering glances, and enough sexual tension to power all of Manhattan as everyone returns from their summers away pretending they’re totally fine. Spoiler: they are not. Because trading the Hamptons for the Upper East Side doesn’t make the secrets disappear, darling… it just changes the backdrop. XOXO. 💋 **** OBSESSION SPOILERS **** Our Sponsors: * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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