# Episode 440: I Really Need The Gong Soon Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/your-kickstarter-sucks-325835/episode-440-i-really-need-the-gong-soon Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/your-kickstarter-sucks-325835/episode-440-i-really-need-the-gong-soon.md Podcast: [Your Kickstarter Sucks](https://stenobird.com/podcast/your-kickstarter-sucks-325835) Published: 2026-01-05T06:00:00+00:00 Episode link: https://s.gum.fm/s-5e1f6e259813ce00536763d5/pscrb.fm/rss/p/mgln.ai/e/209/rss.art19.com/episodes/c988f34c-358e-4e03-9949-1745f4abfe88.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0 Audio file: https://s.gum.fm/s-5e1f6e259813ce00536763d5/pscrb.fm/rss/p/mgln.ai/e/209/rss.art19.com/episodes/c988f34c-358e-4e03-9949-1745f4abfe88.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/your-kickstarter-sucks-325835/episodes/episode-440-i-really-need-the-gong-soon Duration seconds: 7395 ## Resource It’s 2026…are we really still doing podcast episode descriptions? I mean, come on! It should be AI! Or it should be some guy on the other side of the world that we’re just saying is AI. It should be at least that. UGH! Fine. I will write it. But it WON’T be good. On this episode of YKS there’s a dog…uh, thing. Honestly this was recorded last month I don’t remember what these were, save for one. I really really don’t like the guy making the podcast about bringing people together. Well, I guess I should say I don’t like the podcast, not that I don’t like him. I don’t know him. And actually I didn’t really listen to the podcast, either, so that hardly seems fair. If I really think about it, what’s causing me to have this reaction to him? Resentment…jealousy…just the way I was brought up? Gosh, I’ve never really thought about it. But now that I have, I have decided to change my mind. I’m now in favor of stupid fucking fake crap you put online for clout. And with that, enjoy this episode of Crap Shit Sucks: The AssCast.  Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez. Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge) We pour our damn hearts and souls into YKS Premium ! And occasionally, we pour our Gatorades down our LEGS! If you’re into any of that,  Follow us on Instagram: @YKSPod , TikTok: YourKickstarterSucks and subscribe to our YouTube channel for more video stuff!  Wow, 2025 is lit!! Gift subscriptions to YKS Premium are now available at Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks/gift See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info . ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/your-kickstarter-sucks-325835/episodes/episode-440-i-really-need-the-gong-soon/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/your-kickstarter-sucks-325835/episode-440-i-really-need-the-gong-soon.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.